h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo busily unpacks balloons and streamers... she checks the food on the huge and long table set against the wall... drinks are free for the duration of the party... and there is loads to consume... Music plays in the background... and the atmosphere is electric....~

OK folks... LET'S PARTY!!!!

~grin~

Doesn't the electric atmosphere wreak havoc with your fur?

AWIX...

~Greebo screams the name... all but deafening anyone within hearing... grin~...

What a surprise....

~Greebo rushes over and kisses Awix on both cheeks~

What do you think of the old place.. looking quit jolly don't you think???

I'm sorry, I seem to have been all but deafened - half past six by my watch.

*wanders in*

Did someone mention free drink?

Mine's a bucket of ....

unless of course you can feed me intravenous whisky of course

~Greebo pats Awix on the arm... ~ Don't worry ~grin~.. me is sure your hearing will come back soon...

~Greebo reaches behind the bar and produces a rather large needle with a thin tube attached...~

Now Whisky... where exactly would you like me to stick this???

...

On second thoughts, I think I'll stick with the beer if you don't mind Greebo

By the way, isn't it a little difficult pulling pints when you've got claws?

But Whisky... me has this here special for you... ~evil grin~

Are you sure you know what you're doing with that thing

Of course me knows what me is doing... me is a fully qualified cat after all... ~Know it all grin~

Is the cat entrance exam noted for its' rigour?

(Hmmmm... wish I'd phrased that more delicately.)

~Greebo turns a delicate shade of pink...~

Er... Awix... me is not sure this is the right place to discuss my entrance... if you don't mind... hmmm...

*pours a few *

Are... Menza my love... just the person... have you heard of a drink called a scientist???

Ummm, no. Whats in it?

Me not know either... that why me thought me would ask my know it all bar tender... ~Grin~

Cocktails are not my strong point.

Then perhaps someone should invent one... It probably ought to be green and frothing and turn whoever drinks it into a rampaging monster until the next morning. Hmm... sounds like most other cocktails

And in case you're confused (I know I am ) I think this all started with a communication breakdown between our esteemed Landlady and m'self down in the cellar

Danny B.

*concocts something green and frothy and bubbling*

Will this do?