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Ohh, look Telecatesis

Curiouser and curiouser

Good isn't it...

~Greebo floats down to the floor...~

Me doesn't use it very often now... but the vanishing part helps me get to all the threads quickly...

~grin~

*polishes glasses and tries to think up another cocktail recipe*

Noooooooooo...

Oh, all right then - serve it up

Hey, don't you dare, you've had your chance, it's my turn now!!!

I was hoping you'd say that

please...

*pours and then starts work on the new cocktail*

....

*its still frothy and bubbling but this time its blue*

Here you go.

*stands well back*

Ok Menza, make me a real drink.... something to put hairs on your chest....

*Picks the drink up....*

*Stares into the bottom of the glass*

Hey, did I just see something move in there?

*pours *

There you are, a proper drink.

And its probably but the bubbly stuff you are seeing, honest.

hmm, I'll save the for later

*Gulps down cocktail in one mouthful*

*Stares into the empty glass*

Well that wasn't too stron........

*Whisky starts to turn pink....*

*Bright Pink*

*He opens his mouth as if to scream, but nothing comes out*

In fact, he is starting to look suspiciously like a giant....

There's nothing moving in there Whisky... tis just your reflection... ~grin~

*quickly blindfolds Greebo and hopes she didn't see anything*

~Greebo's cute but purfectly functional nose sniffs out the giant doughnut and Greebo swallows it down in one...~

*sips and watches with interest (not to mention relief )*

BURP!!!

Ummm, does this mean that the blue cocktails get put on the bad'uns list. They seem a little dangerous.

Might be worth keeping in mind in case we get any undesirable elements at the inn

(Not that Whisky was an 'undesirable', of course - wonder if we'll get him back...)

* A distant voice seems to come from somewhere in the vicinity of Greebo's stomach *


Hello.... Hello.... Hello....

Hey, there's an echo in here here ere ere re re e

Just how am I supposed to get out of this one one on on o o o