h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time on his head
", great colours "

Yeah, I'm definately keeping it. It's stylish. We'll be here for the next time Deus doesn't turn up for work.

You're not suggesting that he'd leave us again, are you?

no we're devining it...
using super-powerful-platinum-gold-brass-bronze-copper-quarts-granite-mud edition devining powers...

Here, I'll hide behind this tree for two seconds, so you can use your badges for a bit.



...two seconds later...

I'm back, did you miss me?

Deus

where have you been all these long years...?

Traveller in Time a matter of thread confusion
"You know the Guide Years are ten dandas !

Anyway, computer time is much faster then real time. "

The shouls have a warning about that on computers!!

Announcement voice as mentioned on new computers
"The inside of this brand new computer will run times faster then on the outside. This only to ensure your system is due before the new version is marked."

so your saying that my computer really isn't slow it's just that I'm slow compared to the computer speed and thus my senses are slow and thus I see everything at a slow pace...there's something wrong with that logic...I'll figure it out once I'm tired and in philosphical mode...

No, your computer's probably just slow.

...you're probablly right...

That thing sounds pretty cool, may I join?

ah...well...I haven't seen deus around for a while...so he must be missing agian...thus we need to start cultivating the cult...ah...I still have it...huh...oh..anywho...yea...as soon as whoever the editor of the page is returns...methinks it was Traveler in Time...but heck...it very well could have been me(doubt it though)...

Do you do anything special here?

Traveller in Time waiting
"Nope, perhaps waiting for the return of this magical Researcher.

He said Goodbye and farewell some time ago (see the Doormat of the Pythonists).
But there is no harm in waiting. "