h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good, it worked. Are you going to make this easy, and give back the crystal, or... Never mind, let's do this the hard way.
*tosses out a pokéball, out of which comes another Dragonite*
Dracon, on the count of three, use a standard Type I yellow Hyper Beam.
*glances at color wheel*
Fafnir, I want you to use a cyan Type II wave projection Hyper Beam through Dracon's at Elizabeth. Ready?
One... two... THREE!
*Three things happen simultaneously. The two dragons fire their beams, and Elizabeth puts up a pink force field. Dracon's beam just gets absorbed by the field, but then Fafnir's beam hits it and sends a brilliant green pulse down it. It collides with the shield and shatters it, and Elizabeth flies across the room and slams into the couch.*
Mew, your turn!

[YK winces]

[YK] Ow, I don't care WHAT universe you're from! That's GOTTA hurt!

[Elizabeth gets up] All right! I'll make this harder! THE CRYSTAL'S MINE!!

[She puts a white shield around herself]

[Link] Crystal?

[Mew uses Metronome, rocks back and forth, and vanishes. Elizabeth gets knocked about a bit. Mew fades back into existence rihght where he was before]

Mew!

Oh, please. You don't even know how to activate it.
*turns to YK, and a hologram of a small, octahedron shaped crystal of cyan-tinted metal appears in front of him*
That.
Incidentally, Lizzie, none of you pinkness will work very well now, so I suggest you surrender. And if you don't...
Fafnir, Dracon, start charging your dual-power Galaxy Beam!
*A sphere of white light forms between them, and the ambient light from the room starts to swirl towards it. Its brightness continuously increases.*

[Elizabeth gets up again, having, I assume, taken a burst of Faint Attack from Mew]

[Elizabeth] Since when do I need everything to be Pink?

[She waves her hands and the two Dragonites are hurled backwards against the walls, causing said walls to explode with the surge of inadverdently-released energy]

[Elizabeth] And as for activating the Crystal ... WATCH ME.

[She holds the crystal over her head and lets go. Instead of falling, the crystal floats slightly higher. Elizabeth zaps it with a rainbow-colored burst.]

[The Crystal Activates.]

[Mew cowers]

It won't be stable. Not for long. You don't have the right kind of power to keep it going, and if you don't charge it often enough, it'll release all its energy again.
*Pulls out his MultiBlaster, wiggles the dial randomly, and starts charging it.*
I like random sttings. It's more fun than Metronome when it's at full power. Ah, the good old days, when I wiped out a Super Star destroyer with a 20-story high glass of lemonade... *snaps out of it*
}Mew, can you block enough of Elizabeth's attacks for me and my Dragonites to get powered up well? She'll be even worse though, with the crystal's even unstable power.{
*Telepathically tells the Dragonites to prepare an ultraviolet Hyper Beam, and to ignore verbal orders until further notice*
Dracon, use Surf! It's not my real house anyway.

*wishes Christmas vacation would hurry up and get here so she could get online more consistently* Oh, well, I'm here now...*pulls out pokeball* Go, Shellswim!

*A Blastoise emerges from the pokeball*

-Shellswim-: -Blaas!-

Shellswim, go help Mew.

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That enough defense for ya?

[YK] Probably.

[Elizabeth] Ha! Take THIS!

[She vanishes in a burst of light and the crystal drops to the floor. Five seconds later, she appears again]

[Elizabeth] Heh heh ...

[She picks up the crystal and gets blasted by the Pokémon. She collapses, unconscious, and everyone is returned to the normal dimension]

*Holds out pokeball* Shellswim, good! Return. *Shellswim does*

Now what?

[Mackenzie points at Elizabeth, who vanishes]

[Mackenzie] That ought to keep her stuck for a bit...

Mew!

Um... She was still holding the crystal when you made her disappear. Could you get it back, please? It's kind of important, you know...
*sighs*
I have a feeling this isn't over yet.

[Mackenzie] Sure. [waves her hands; the crystal appears on top of Twinkle's head]

[Nerfal] What does it do, exactly?

Okay, here goes.
This crystal is composed of a metal found only on my home planet. The metal can store and amplify any kind of magical energy. That is the reason why I have some of it in my Multiblaster, here. Anyway, this is one of the few dozen or so perfect crystals ever found.
Theoretically, if I had enough magical energy I could completely charge this crystal, giving me a self-recharging supply of practically limitless magical energy. I think that if I get both my Dragonites to charge it with two simultaneous Hyper Beams using constructive interference, it should provide just enough energy to achieve the complete charge. I was about to do just that when she showed up. Now that she's out of the way, I'd like to try it.

[YK] Go ahead.

[Mackenzie] ...

}What's up, Mackenzie?{

[Mackenzie] Nothing. Just concentrating.

}Oh.{