h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello all. My name is Venom. Perhaps you will come to know my true identity, but not now. The long and short of it is, I need a ship and a job. My ship got me to the Cantina, and then here, and it'll explode before it jumps hyperspace again. So, drop me a line if you have some info regarding this. Thanks.

I have found a job elsewhere. Thank you for your kind unwelcome.

~enters after being paged as the last, lone, and only person around frequently in the Space Centre anymore~

Hello captain, don't get away so fast! I appologize for my tardyness, the security room did not inform me of your arrival. It appears I'll have to have a word with them on that. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Yowuzupman, Chief Demolitions Officer of this station. What lines of work do you specialize in? As for a ship, I can help you with that, Red can as well. What would you be looking for?

Well, hello Yo. Has employer turned employee and vice versa? Well, perhaps the Space Center may have some work for me. I do combat, and I do covert. I also do long relaxing space journeys, but that's not my specialty. My greatest specialty is getting in to places unseen, and getting out un-caught, but if I am caught I find I am quite proficient at fighting my way out. So you know where to find me if the Space Center has missions for me.

Ok, we have a mission, it involves hijacking, are you in or are you out?

Hijacking? My speciality! You need a co-pilot Venom?

I'm so in. I haven't tasted real combat in a while. Yes, my ship takes a standard crew of two, while I usually handle it myself. Come along then. We can talk more at the hotel. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A666074