h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I realise that they annoy a lot of people, but for some reason they don't bite me. Maybe it's the fish-breath. Whatever the reason, I would be unhappy if they got 101'd.

Everybody needs to be miraculously excused from some miserable aspect of the human condition, surely?

So I would like to vote against the mosquito proposal. I'll abstain from the 'Extremes' one, because I don't quite understand it. The spam one I'll vote for, mainly out of a spirit of solidarity with the estimable editor. I'm not going to admit to having viagra-merchants as my most intimate and devoted correspondents, now am I?

One does wonder what their home life is like, though.