h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In tonight's matches there were 16 points available to Phantasy Phootballers. No less than 12 of those went to wast because the players earning them had been sold in the last two months.

And people call me crap at this game just because Greece won Euro 2004.

B

I'll have Boa Morte back as a midfielder, but not as a striker.

Position is not negotiable. It is due entirely to the clubs' own websites and my own incompetence.

B

Dammit. I thought Zenden was out for three weeks, and that Diouff was going to find it hard to get back into the team after his sending off.

Where was Andy Cole last night?

sprout

He played on Saturday, but spent the whole time failing to win headers from long balls (fair enough, he ain't really that kind of player) and not managing to read Brian McBride's flick-ons before getting substituted in favour of the far more effective Collins John.

Hey, how come I was supposed to know in advance that van Nistelrooy would score less points than Hasselbaink in the last few weeks?

(And when RvN does score twice and get an assist, it's in the FA Cup semi-final, typical luck... hopefully he'll continue his form and score again tonight. Knowing me though, he'll probably get sent off. )

I prefer to consider myself consistent.

11 points tonight though - if only I could get my defense sorted out...

What's happened to Laursen now?

sprout

Hey, would you look at that - I was almost right, annoyingly. Oh well...