h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Miasma stomps into the temple*

*pads after, paws light as a thief, pausing to stare at the awesome construct*

*Tobru gets bored and throws stones at Miasma*

*Miasma crushes each stone as it comes*

MIASMA: You are so easily bored.

*Tobru grins and sits whacking her tail on the dusty ground*

You're boring. Although you make a pretty display with flying stones.

*Miasma waves her comment away then stomps over to a semi-collapsed table and presses the holoprojector in the centre then drops to his knee*

*Geddon appears though the quality is poor*

GEDDON: Ah my *ffzzt* lovely niece. I *zzt* see Miasma was more convincing then I suspected.

I *kkzzzt* apologise for not being there in person but I have pressing matters off-world. *grins* But I have a *tsst!* gift for you.

*saunters in*
(Darth Za'Ste
Hey what's up with the doo hicky?

*Tobru snarls at Darth Geddon*

Yes it is a pity Uncle Lars. I do so like catching up with the family. And I've been looking forward to catching up with you for so long.

*The Felis turns toward the dark adept who had evidently added himself to Geddon's minions*

Who are you?

*Tobru examines her new 'gift' critically*

I see you have some potential...

*She turns to her uncle's hologram*

You must know that I will teach him to hate you.

Who am I?
Well I'm Darth Za'Ste! Haven't you heard of me?
Remeber Antie Gantheds little accident?

No. I'm afraid I do not. Refresh my memory.

*the felis leans back against a pillar, then suddenly throws her weight forward, draws her whip and sends it striking toward the dark adept*

*Geddon hologram smiles and fizzles out*

*Miasma steps back to watch*

Well, the.................................................and...........yes! a bannana........monkey........jar of pickels.....

< Was five days ago >

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Aaaand now that we have completed a good long few months of intensive training and you have mastered force jumping, become adept at sparring with lightsabers and began training in the arts of force winds and lightning you are ready to leave here with me and find your first task - and kill.

k. eh...who?

Well eventually we'll be working our way up to Darth Geddon, but for now lets see if we can find a material or enchantment that will allow us to take out at least one of the Miasmas.