h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whenever something is so in sync, so sympatico if you will, that it melds into one being, the world will explode meltin ginto a large mirky pool .
This is why we cannot achieve perfection.

So the perfect sex we keep reading about, where his body becomes hers and hers his, and they unite as one perfect being... is too dangerous to even contemplate? Damn.

I always thought that sort of sex would involve a hell of a lot of surgery and bloodshed, which would mean being under anaesthetic for most of it, which kind of defeats the object.

I've actually had sex like that.

So did you have to sleep in the mirky pool afterwards?

after the "perfect sex" your body goes into complete shut down and you can't do anything but uncontrollably shudder until you ingest either caffeine or nicotine, but preferably both. Then you feel like you have a hangover.
Almost like a bad porn movie.