h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*On the outskirts of town in the vacinity of Cliques HQ stands Lady Morticia's apothacary, anything you need to cure an ailment or to rid yourself of a problem come to Morticia's, Morticia wanders around her well stocked shoppe and surveys it*

Perfect, just perfect

*Opens the door and finds her way to LeRue's shoppe*

You are IN Clique HQ, not near it.

*Rings door bell,rings again*

Hey this is kind of fun

*Keeps ringing the bell*

*Morticia slinks up to him*

Captain LeRue, how nice of you to come and see me, no what can I do for you

All well?

All is well thank you

*Ringing of the bell continues*

Yeaaaaaa....Ring....Ring

Hold up guess what tune this is....Ring Ring riiinnnnggg Ring Ring

*Coughs*

Sorry, I'm easily destracted.

OOOOOHHHHHH shiney bottles

*Runs over to the "shiney" bottles*

I'm like a kid in a candy shop.

An evil candy shop of poison that is

*Curls her hand around LeRue's arm*

Ooooh you sound like my kind of man, now what would you like from Morticia

Personally, i would like to enroll you as chief potion maker for the Clique, healing for us, poison for the enemy!!! Oh, and if you see McGaxs, he's been allowed out. How do you like the shop?

As long as I am well paid for my work you have yourself a deal

*drops a heap of coins on the desk* Inform people about the Clique. Many jobs are available, and we get paid per head. When I said it wa non-profit, I meant the MEMBERS don't get profit, we do, and pay our members their due pay.

*Looks at Nuge then at the money*

Is this for the potions you want me to make

Yeasssss! Oh, and you *looks at leRue* have to join the Clique to even BE here. Go to the Reception desk *points at desk*.

I will not make people join your cause, I work for my own pleasure and no one else's

Ahem, you are here. You could easily NOT be here. All I ask is that you mention it to people, not run recruitment rallies. Will you? Please?

Then I choose not to be here thank you, if you will leave your shoppe I will find other premesis thank you

No, you can't. You're kinda stuck here. If you don't want to recruit, then fine. but the Captain is our new head of security and I'm sure you don't want me to have you escorted off the premises and banished from Warwickshire? We are allying ourselves with several powerful armies, and we are a quickly growing force. I would like to have you here as I enjoy your presence, but I cannot tolerate people who lave before working. Will you compromise?

*Shuffles feet in the background*
I wouldn't mind,you know .......ahem giving *coughs* Morticia a pat down....*Adds very quickly* justincasesheiscarryinganyweaponsofcourse*Nervous laughter* aha aha aha

If you deem a strip-search necessary, you're the head of security.