h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you step through the doors, you realise how big the building really is. This is the HQ of a secret organisation known only as 'The Clique', a newly formed group of the elite in every field imaginable. This is the main HQ, and branches are sprining up all over the world and beyond. You currently stand in the foyer, and steps lead up into the improbably large building. There is a reception desk across the room from the door, with a sign above it which says "Enrollment and information" in formal looking letters. Some comfy-looking couches sit nearby, next to a coffee table with out-of-date newspapers and magazines. There is a notice-board on the wall advertising available jobs. A potions shop sits off to the right of a long corridor. Numbered rooms run down each side of the corridor that disappears around a corner 25 feet away. In the centre of the room is a statue of the 3 Clique founding members, Hematitedude, Captain Nuge and Mcgaxs. Off to the right, you can see a flat panel with a strong magical field surrounding it, and similar stones directly above it going upward along the open ens of each floor. To one side of the room is a massive pyramid, blue, floating and glowing.Faint screams are barely audible from inside. Red ropes surround it and a sign proclaims-
"-TRIANGLE OF SHAME!-
-DO NOT TOUCH!-
-Feeding times: 8:30am and 7:15pm only-
-Otherwise, do not feed the shamed-"
An office near to it has a glass panel on it saying "Managers".

*Goes to the door marked managers and knocks*

Captain Nuge, it is Lady Morticia DeAbalo, I am here about an Apothocary Shoppe

*opens door* Ah! M'lady! It is over there, to the right of the corridor, use it as you wish. You may come and go as you please.*hands over a key and a keyring emblazoned with the word "Clique!"* Welcome to Clique HQ!

Thank you sire, is it well stocked with every herb and plant needed for Apothacary and /Other/ craft

Just don't go near the big triangle, it consumes your soul if you are shamed, and worse if you're not.

*Strides in the door and straight towards the big triangular thingy of shame*

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Shiney!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come to Morticia's apothacary's shoppe you handsome man you

I will warn you *insert dramatic uplighting and dimmed lights* Beware ye of the thirteenth room on the thirteenthe corridor of the thirteenth floor, there we keep the most evil of betrayors *dramatic music* McGaxs. He has sinned against the clique, warn all you see that he is dangerous to talk to, permanant damage may ensue. The Triangle couldn't hold his volumnous girth.

But wait! We have added a new wing entitled the hematite wing, made of pure hematite, OH THE GLORY! Please subscribe to the message entitled Hematite in my PS for the 411 on this God like substance!

The founders of the Clique were myself, Captain Nuge & Mc Gax. I came up with the Idea.

*McGaxs falls from the glowing device*

This better not be a cult.....I've had some bad experiances with cults...........Stupid "Money Collectors from Mars" trading spiritual fullness for your life savings...Oh and the "Ill take Your Money And Run" Cult,got caught out by them aswell......Those Bast*rds!!!!

Not a cult, a secret, non-profit organisation, which you can enroll to at the desk over there.*points to desk*

A secret organization that you can enrol at a desk...........If I join I'm head of security.

Okay, the desk is a different thread, look for it, its in Warwickshire.

Right, I've signed you in, Captain, Welcome aboard! Make an office for yourself, we have many floors and a seemingly endless corridor. Pick an office and a War Room. *hands over a Clique Membership Pack (With a free subscription to Clique weekly- A magazine so secret that it uses 3 encryption codes, is written upside-down and back to front and is printed in invisible ink on self-combusting paper- don't let it get in contact with air.)* Welcome to the Clique. Rally members. You know what to do. Uncle Nuge needs YOU!

First of all we need to get the hell out of warwickshire and set up our own conversation forum.

Oh and we'll probably have to get a set of what ever the hell The Clique stands for.eg.Filling the conversation pages with questions about nudity,promoting the idea of the Ability to fly or just the basic shady,secret organization.

Then we'll have to talk meaning less drabble until it gets into the top 5 bussiest conversation list on the front page, there by gaining new members to join.

*draws a breath*

Right. How do I set up a forum, and I'll do it now.

I'll gladly tell you....one snag I don't have a clue

I think it's by guide entry.

Give me half an hour.