h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Unties the seat cushion, bangs it against the wall to get the dust out, reties it.*

*ponders about sending a snowball but doesn't dare to interrupt the two businessmen so gently taking care of their cannon*

Hello!!

Can I place a request?!?
Well, I'd like you to send the most
snowballs you can and the biggest ones
please to the address:

http://www.h2g2.com/U50436

Could you please attach the message:

"I have guts and Skandal are not finer than Carter or Dave"

Thankyou so much!!

Trinity (supposed to be nice)

Alright alright alright Jeni, you want it nasty do you? OK, let's say this:

Garius Lupus, please send a 40 ton snowball to http://www.h2g2.com/U108443 with the message "you send me one more snowball and I will be putting pics up of you on my website and everyone apart from you will know the address!"

Thanks!

Alright this means war...

Could I please place another request?
Can you sent a 40 ton snowball to http://www.h2g2.com/U50436
And could you please attach the message "Exactly what photos would those be? Threaten me all you like - I'll threat back"

Thankyou soooooo much.

Jeni x

Hello again - could you please send another 40 ton snowball to: http://www.h2g2.com/U50436 and this time could you please attach the message "I know who you love!" to it?

Thankyou once again

Jeni x

Or let's say send a 40 ton snowball to http://www.h2g2.com/U108443 with the message "the photos from my party when you weren't looking at the camera and screamed at me for daring to take the photo afterwards"

and let's send another 40 ton snowball to http://www.h2g2.com/U108443 with the message "I know who you slept with at a sleepover a few years ago"

I dunno... that's a lot of snow, and a lot of blackmail. I'm not sure that STUMPED would appreciate that. GL, do you think that STUMPED would consider this infringing on their turf?

Woooooah. That's alot of snow alright. I sent the original one with the threat, but the last 4 just appeared. I think the two recipients/senders have a personal war going on! And I think they just might have seen each others notes in this forum already. I have to leave soon, so I can't send any snow today, but perhaps we could send a 40 tonner to each one with a note from the management inviting them to have a snowball fight in their own forum on this page. What do you think Affy?

I was just doing a pay back, just send an 80 ton snowball to my target with the two messages, that'll do me fine

Sorry, I'm not sure we can do 80 tons. We could do two, one right after the other, that might work... but I aslo like the snowball fight idea.

Done that, we've also had a waterfight.

Then how about... chess? In ancient times, the fates of entire kingdoms could rest on the outcome of a chess match.

Cool! I Can play chess! Not sure about virtual chess though...

It's really easy. There's an H2G2 chess club, and you can use algebraic chess notation to describe your moves! It's really easy! And fun! I still remember my first H2G2 chess game...

Don't ask em about algebra!

So is that settled, then? A chess match at 40 paces (or more)? Better give them the url, Affy. Its at the Aroma Cafe, I think, so you can get refreshments during the game too.

no

I didn't say "algebra", I said "algebrai", the term for a form of chess notation which uses letters and numbers instead of long, drawn out words.