A Conversation for The Snowball Cannon
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creachy Started conversation Dec 22, 2003
..i'll take two please
could you possibly launch 2 of your biggest sloshiest snowballs at U233696 with the following note please:
Right back at ya chubs 
i would be most grateful, thankyou
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Garius Lupus Posted Dec 23, 2003
I'm afraid the cannon is being serviced at the moment. I'll be very happy to deliver your balls as soon as it is ready.
Actually, I'm away until after Christmas and will send the snowballs then. 
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creachy Posted Dec 23, 2003
not a problem, she probably won't be expecting it then with a bit of luck anyway
have a nice new years
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 23, 2003
*Enters, carrying a large wrench*
Yeah, this type of thing happens from time to time. We enter a brief busy period, and the cannon just stops functioning for a bit.
I think I've worked out the last bugs in the system, but it'll take some time for a propper diagnostics check to run.
And I'd fire it for you right now, but with the way my PC's acting up I'm not even sure if this post'll make it through at the moment. But believe me, this thing *WILL* get fired.
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creachy Posted Dec 24, 2003
oh indeed, i can imagine
have you tried kicking it? i find that works wonders with my TV
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creachy Posted Jan 7, 2004
hello, have a good New Year and all that etc etc, is it fixed yet
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 7, 2004
*Kicks it, and it starts humming*
Yep! Lemme just enter the coordinates,....
*Pushes the coordinates and hits the firing button*
BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 8, 2004
By now there are eighty tons of extra-slushy goodness at your friends doorstep.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jan 8, 2004
*Rushes in, panting, looks up the coordinates, punches them in. Is a little surprised to see the coordinates already there, but shrugs and fires the cannon anyway.
The Ride of the Valkyries begins to play, then...
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GL steps back, grinning, and bumps into Affy.*
Oh, er, sorry! What are you doing here?
*Suddenly realizes why the coordinates were already set on the cannon.*
Oh. Oops.
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creachy Posted Mar 30, 2004
*comes marching back up the Mountain*
*enters the cannon room looking rather soggy and cold
*
*waves a note of paper in the air whilst panting to get his breath back*
can you..
... deliver this message.....to that rotten woman please?...
i'd like it sent with a sprinkling of a snow ball, say 40 tonnes worth of sprinklings
here's the note:
stop messing up my lawn!!
cheers chaps, let me know how much i owe you
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 31, 2004
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
No problem, creachy. We'll just put it on your CLI tab, and eventually call in ridiculous favors that'll risk your life and limb some day.
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creachy Posted Apr 4, 2004
not a problem, if you want to come under the protection of the mighty Terrania then my forces could help you out whenever
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- 1: creachy (Dec 22, 2003)
- 2: Garius Lupus (Dec 23, 2003)
- 3: creachy (Dec 23, 2003)
- 4: Afgncaap5 (Dec 23, 2003)
- 5: creachy (Dec 24, 2003)
- 6: creachy (Jan 7, 2004)
- 7: Afgncaap5 (Jan 7, 2004)
- 8: creachy (Jan 8, 2004)
- 9: Afgncaap5 (Jan 8, 2004)
- 10: Garius Lupus (Jan 8, 2004)
- 11: creachy (Mar 30, 2004)
- 12: Afgncaap5 (Mar 31, 2004)
- 13: creachy (Apr 4, 2004)
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