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Weevil Holidays II
Percy von Wurzel Posted Mar 2, 2000
I once saw a weevil in a lounge bar. Well, it wasn't a Mars bar or a Hershey Bar, and it was covered in chocolate. The bar that is, not the weevil. Perhaps it contained corn syrup. The bar again, because the weevil almost certainly contained corn syrup. Weevils do, don't they? Anyway, the weevil had probably eaten its way into the lounge bar. It certainly wasn't an H2G2 weevil because it wasn't virtuous.. er virtual. And H2G2 is a virtual sort of place isn't it, so only a virtual sort of weevil could come from it. I digress. The weevil that wasn't covered in chocolate was playing the most amazing guitar riffs on a battered old vox guitar. I don't know what colour its eyes were because those parts of its face that were not covered in long hair were concealed behind a huge pair of dark glasses. It was one cool weevil. Of course, when I thought about it afterwards I realised that I had been privileged to see the Glastonbury Rock Weevil. I should have asked for its autograph, 'cos if i'd got that you would have no option but to believe me, would you?
Weevil Holidays II
Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 2, 2000
You know, if we come up with enough of these, we might be able to start something like "Pokeweevil", or "Weevilmon". We might even be able to give 'Magic: The Gathering' a run for its money.
Hee, hee. 
Weevil Holidays II
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 2, 2000
Question: what does any of this have to do with holidays?
Doesn't matter I suppose. Down with Magic: The Gathering!
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 2, 2000
Corn Syrup +1 card
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
Weevil Holidays II
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
Thank Weevils It's Friday!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 4, 2000
You said it. This whole week has been a barrel of weevils.
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Weevil Holidays II
- 41: Percy von Wurzel (Mar 2, 2000)
- 42: Nick O`Teen (Mar 2, 2000)
- 43: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 2, 2000)
- 44: Nick O`Teen (Mar 2, 2000)
- 45: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 2, 2000)
- 46: Nick O`Teen (Mar 2, 2000)
- 47: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 48: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 49: Nick O`Teen (Mar 4, 2000)
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