h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a normal landing bay*

*the retribution lands and ma'rol and the castellans climbs off*

Surround the room. lock it all down. who ever gets off is dead, dead! DEAD!

*The castellans scatter around the room as ma'rol force pushes the ships out of the way*

*the bay is sealed so that access cant be gained to the rest of the ship*

*A small shuttle makes it's way to the Tiger Claw*

*the tractor beam locks on and pulls it into the bay which quickly shuts*

*Calls out from shuttle*

Ok Ma'rol you know it's me, so why don't we get it over with, all I want it to talk to you and Anoon, I want to see she's ok, I wouldn't have had to sneak in like this if your Lackey's would have told you I wanted to speak to you, I am unarmed you can have your squad search me if you like, they will find nothing

*opens comms to the bridge*

seal the bay off completely. evacuate the ship in an hour. then blow the ship unless i give you orders not to..

*closes the comms*

Come on daddy Jotra.. i want to play

*laughs manically and draws lightsabre*

*pushes open the box and steps out with his own saber in hand*

*stands facing him* daddy?

~~~Uh oh he's flipped and he know's, seem congrat's are in order~~~

*Steps out of the shuttle*

Ma'rol, look erm I know talking is not going to help, Ma'rol please let me help find a way out of this

*smiles*

yes.. daddy.. the mother being my wife..

*activates both blades of the sabre*

*(activates his yellow balde and draws in on the force*

how... how do you know its mine?

Ah...........right..........I can see you boys want to dicuss this quietly so can I go and see Anoon and get her side of this

*looks at cobal*

err no.. fraid not

We've done a blood test..

Look she needs the presnace of another woman and there isn't many on this ship, at least let me get her side of it

*Gulps at Ma'rol's look*

did it test positiove as being my son then?

do you not understand no anymore.. or are all jedi reduced to idotic actions..
As for you jotra.. well you can live.. i want you to watch things.. but your not leaving here with that

*uses sabre to point at jotras genitals*

...

*goes into a defensive stance*

I'm leaving here with what I came in with... and more

I never hit on your wife Ma'rol

then explain to me why your the father of my wifes child

*Spins the sabre carelessly in one hand, with some skill*

*just stands there making on guard, not showing off*

she was drunk... ot was before she was your wife...

she came on to me...

I would never hit on my Master...

Ah yes.. noble jedi dont do that.. ive noticed that theres a lot of things noble honest jedi dont do that they strangely get upto.. like craxus and you cobal.. and taking advantage of a drunken woman..

*Starts to move forward weaving the blade*

*spins his blade around*

you are no better than we are Ma'rol

I don't pretend to be better than everyone else like you do

*gestures at everything around them*

why do you need all this?

Why jotra, but to kill, for im the warmonger am i not

*charges forward*