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Old Grey Wolf - the wolfman's older brother Started conversation Aug 13, 2002
Q: How do you get two elephants into a mini?
A: Put one in each of the front seats.
Q: How do you get two giraffes into a mini?
A: Put them in the back seats, but open the sun roof first.
Q: How do you get two wolves into a mini?
A: You cant - it's full of elephants and giraffes.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a mini outside with a couple of giraffes sitting in the back seats.
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 14, 2002
Great jokes! Can we use them in the article if we credit them to you?
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Old Grey Wolf - the wolfman's older brother Posted Aug 17, 2002
Naturally - that's why I posted them!
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