A Conversation for Elephant Jokes
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Kaaron Kozilover Started conversation Jan 18, 2002
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
There's Footprints in the cheesecake.
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How do you tell if there's 2 elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
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How do you get an elephant into a car?
Open door, insert elephant, close door.
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How do you get 4 elephants in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back.
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How do you get 5 elephants in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1 in the glove compartment
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 18, 2002
Great jokes! Could I possibly include them in the article?
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