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HooToo Weather Station12


This is an artificial environment, so much is for sure. But due to circumstances out of our control, the weather down on HooToo is not really predictable.

That is, we have no idea if the weather may change. But there is at least one man who can U6, our Technical Staffteam. By reporting the clouds we can help him alter the data flow by providing a steaady flow of reports.



Weather Update
Todays weather


kinds of clouds

No cloud in sight

Occasional dust devils on busy pages

  • Conversations and Online Popup change every 120 seconds

  • Entries show up fast

  • Conversations have sometimes irregular delays

  • Forum posting lists show up

  • Postings get published sometimes with irregular delays

  • Personal Spaces show up, your own always slower

  • The Special Pages take time to refresh

  • The Front Page comes in stages

  • The Spider Web takes ages

Occasional dust devils on busy pages

Hollow Clouds in the distance

Less then 150 researchers online.<?>

  • Conversations and Online Popup change every 120 seconds

  • Entries show up fast

  • Conversations have sometimes irregular delays

  • Forum posting lists show up

  • Postings get published sometimes with irregular delays

    On occasion a page says Proxy Error

  • Personal Spaces show up, your own always slower

  • The Special Pages take time to refresh

    On occasion a page says Proxy Error

  • The Front Page comes in stages

    Sometimes parts are missing

    Slow connections give occasional timeouts (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • The Spider Web takes ages

    Sometimes parts are missing

    Slow connections give occasional timeouts (500, 501, 502 errors)

Dark Clouds comming closer

Droppings of Blobs and smilies

More then 200 researchers online.<?>

  • Conversations and Online Popup change every 120 seconds

    Less then one timeout (500, 501, 502 errors) in an hour

  • Entries show up but the Blobs often timeout

    Ocassional timeout (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • Conversations have sometimes irregular delays

    In smiley dense areas some will drop

    Or do not show up at all (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • Forum posting lists show up most of the times

  • Postings get published sometimes with irregular delays

    On occasion a page says Proxy Error

    Or do not show up at all (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • Personal Spaces sometimes mis parts your own always slower

    Or do not show up at all (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • The Special Pages take time to refresh

    On occasion a page says Proxy Error

    Or gives a time out (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • The Front Page comes in stages

    Often parts are missing


    Or do not show up at all (500, 501, 502 errors)

  • The Spider Web takes ages

    Sometimes parts are missing

    All connections give timeouts once every while (500, 501, 502 errors).


The above are 'normal' weather conditions. They all do happen on normal HooToo days. On occasion we get strange clouds in sight, these are the days for the weather reporters to go outside. When the storms are high enough to leave you without a single page loaded, they stand on their refresh buttons and switch the windows close and new.


Browser Timeout
  • 500 Internal Server Error.

    No reply within reasonable time.
  • 501 Not Implemented.

    Parts of the code content is missing,

    There is no decoder plugin for noise
  • 502 Server Not Available

    Not all of the packets arrive

PROXY Error
  • XML Error loading

    Not enough storage is available to complete this operation.

    Mostly followed by a line number, character off set.
  • XML Error loading

    (no reason given)

    The DNA cluster promised response but does not<?>.

  • The RPC server is too busy to complete this operation

    The DNA cluster did not provide response<?>.

BBCi Error report page
  • Service not Available


Sometimes just the database is out of reach they say your homepage is as if you have never been there. None of your conversations and entries show up. The frontpage is there, but nothing else smiley - sadface.


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