A Conversation for Parsnips

They're are intellegent

Post 1

Furry (Creature from Alpha Centauri)

Parsnips must be. They're trained in stealth and insertion techniques, they're ready to fight and if necessary die for there cause. Why else do they look like Potatoes? Why do they hide among them? Why do people now chip them? And why do they taste so revolting. They’re plotting something. Perhaps they hypnotise some people into liking them, and some of use are immune to there hypnosis. Or maybe, just maybe, I’m paranoid.


They're are intellegent

Post 2

Fluke

Being paranoid is a bit like being a parrot droid (roboparakeet).


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