h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Affy fondly watches as the finishing repairs are made to what was once the wreckage of the Satelite Of Love. This time, however, it comes with a teleportation unit so that passage between it and CLI will be very easy. After looking over the Satelite one last time, he goes into the main building, and prepares to launch the Satelite into space*

And then, we can begin the SATELITE OF LOVE MOVIE MARATHON!! No more bad B-Rated movies unless we really want them! I can see it now....Plan 9 From Outer Space,....UHF,....The Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Movie,....the latest big adventure thread! Oh, but I really should do this the right way. I should trap someone on board the ship. But who do I know who I wouldn't feel bad about trapping?

*Affy looks over the list of people that he knows on The Guide*


Hmmmm, perhaps I'll pay MSTie a little visit....

Um, Afgncaap5? I came, but I'm not too comfortable with how this thing looks. I mean, are you seriously trying to trap me on board the Satelite Of Love? Doesn't that break the rules of that continuity thing that you told me about?

[MSTie nervously wonders whether or not he should make a bolt for it]

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you.

*Affy pushes MSTie backwards onto the teleportation unit*

Cambot, on.

*The monitor turns on, showing the bridge of the Satelite Of Love, complete with control panel, hefield, and a strange door locked with what looks like a large doggy bone. MSTie materializes on board*

Well, have fun, MSTie! Nothing against you, you understand, but we mad scientists need to do things like this once in a while. You know, just to stay in practice. Don't worry, it's not permanant.

Now, I'll get a movie to force you to watch....

[MSTie looks around, confused]

Is this technically allowed? Anyway, what kind of movie are you going to make me watch, and how will that be remotely interesting?

Still, I guess I'd better get Servo, Crow, and Gypsy up here. Maybe I'll get to work on a Host Segment....

You do that. In the meantime, I've got a movie that's so bad, it's painful! Allow me to introduce (drum roll please), Plan 9 From Outer Space! The movie that was voted #1 of the 50 worst films of all time! Enjoy!

*A light begins blinking, and several alarms start to go off. MSTie jumps out of the way as Cambot lunges towards the door as it opens....

5....4....3....2....1....*