h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, whatever you want to do, then do.

Valentin Zukovsky has now been mentioned (thank's to you) so the path has been opened for you to give misleading information to your secret hideout...

Perhaps you should be unaware of BB's plot, because you're bent on your own evil plans...there's no reason why you can't give Bond a run for his money as well...

As for the money, of course I will

And what you mention is VERY interesting... Two Bond villains in one movie would be a nice change

Just don't fight over who gets to kill him in the end. Not that Bond could ever *actually* be killed, but if he only has one shot left...which one of you would he go for I wonder...?

*evil grin* Not for me... I would be wearing a bullet-proof jacket or would be protecting myself with a human shield (you, for example )

You're too good a villain already!

Well, you'll end up covered in blood, Bond has been known to shoot a Bond girl from time to time, though I'd hope that he wouldn't...

As far as I know, he did that only once, and then the girl was on the villain's side... which makes me think about your position in the movie...

Well, I *have* had a rather tempting offer from BB in Scene 4...

Darn... I HAVE to have a more tempting offer... I wouldn't like to have you shot just because you're my rival's friend

(not that I would, of course, I couldn't possibly order a thing like that! )

You're too sweet.

I know... So are you...

*blushes*

*at a loss what to say, for the first time ever*

*whispers*
It gets quiet in here when people like us are lost for things to say...

LOL... Very true

And whispering doesn't make it any less quiet

I know, but when it's so quiet you dare not shout...well, I daren't anyway.

I know what you mean...

Anyway... What was I about to say? I forgot... I'm finding it hard to concentrate...

Well, I've got some good news!

Bluebottles back on-line!

But it my take him some time to get through the back-log of posts.

Ah... our primary villain...

At least for the moment...

I should go and say hello to him!

You should...perhaps you can give him a curtain call. After all, the villains are always at the casino at the same time as Bond aren't they.

You can be the villain playing the piano, now...

Sure...

The question is if we can leave the scene without the actual JB artist having his final word



BTW, I'll have to go in 15 minutes' time