h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stumbles into the party half cut and mumbles something about this being a long bloody party. Apprently its being going on for over four weeks now
Happy b day by the way

Hey, if you lot want music then Metal For Muthas is re-released on Bruce Dickinson's Air Raid label on March 13th. It's NOWOBHM so of course I'm buying it straight away .
In Metal Hammer's 1999 Readers Poll results Bruce D was #2 Best Vocalist and #3 Man Of The Year. He rocks!

(and seems to be overtaking steve harris as frontman of iron maiden)

Hi Katsy, honey. Glad to see you're still partying. Hope you had a great weekend. I brought YOU some choccy , for a change. That song, "Dreams", is an old Fleetwood Mac tune. I think it was written by Stevie Nicks. She's got some really great songs solo, too. She's also gorgeous, though pretty old. What have you decided about art and textiles? Hope you're happy, and spreading the love vibe.

I enjoy art quite a lot, and LOVE textiles.
I think you're right about that Corrs song, hang on, let me just check,
*looks inside album credits, skips back*
It mentions Stevie Nicks, not Fleetwood Mac though. Thanx soooo much for the choccy !
Hey, I bought my mobile phone today, except I'm not actually getting it until Friday as I ordered it from a shop that insisted you pay upfront before you even get a chance to see what the phone looks like, but I'd seen the phone already in another shop.

Oh oh oh! I only got invited 2 weeks ago... hehe... I'd missed half the fun by then... Hmm.. well, I'm pleased to have made it, anyway. Yep. So's my buddy the pint here. ::kisses mug:: WE're good 'ol friends. Oh, here's your present. When you unwrap it you shall be pleased (I hope) to find a new, shiny tub of peanutbutter. I didn't know your tastes, but peanutbutter also functions as a lovely adhesive. Versitile stuff, peanutbutter. Yep.

::Ties her bra around her neck, dons a lampshade, & initiates a lovely dance on top of a table - all while singing about elephants & pink monkeys::

!hiccup!

*dithers around trying to find someone to talk to that will understand him*

Hello!

And welcome to the partay LePerdymonkee!

LOL - hee, hee, hee.

what's so funny?

I can't say 'cos u will kill me!!!! hee, hee, hee.

I'm sorry, but I just have 2 get this out of my system and that is that AMERICA RULES - hee, hee, hee!!

america does rule but england comes a close second!

Ally S is back in da house BTW

Every time i come on this bloody site you all leave!
Should i be taking a hint here?

No! Don't worry! I've just been doing a few jobs for me mum and I'm back now!

Jeni: When r u going to phone me????? And tell me what's so funny by either phoning or e-mailing me!

aha! the curly haired slacker has risen from the depths of the housework and come to join in with the fun...i am soooo dead 4 skool tomorrow...but who cares? life's too short to worry about a blonde haired, problem relating,idiotic,up herself,maniacal, stuck up,annoying,hateful,bitch slapped teacher like miss hammond.
I can be twice the bitch she is if she pushes me too far....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh cool that's out me system back to the party!

Well done! I'll second that! Jeni's been e-mailing me frantically about the report!
You probably won't hear from me for a while as I must go off-line to do some homework and eat my lunch.
Oh yeah, my friend is starting school tomorrow and she's in even deeper **** than we are. I phoned her earlier and she ain't happy!

**** the school,you won't catch me doing the f**king homework till i've finished my last day of this half term...
in other words i'm not wasting the last day of half term doing poxy homework so i wont be doing it till the last minute then i'll kick meself cos it'll be too late then i'll find myself in a big pile of old sox...
one day i might just learn my lesson....

I resent that. How can a country 'rule' if they let a bunch of jerks in schools go round and kill kids, and then do f**k-all about their s**tty gun laws. Pretty screwed up to me!
And there's the pointless wars made to further capitalism. F**king capitalist s**t. What's wrong with their government? Tell 'em to f**k off!

See, I don't need to censor my posting
A big hi to the Americans reading this.

well said Mike A but you have to realise that what Jeni X is saying is just an expression us girls use in the hood so dont take it personally!

The american laws dont mean much to Jeni when carter is about ...
anyway..play nicely catz