A Conversation for Ben Nevis
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Jun 3, 1999
Why do all the guide entries relating to Scotland have the subheading "Flaapin aroon yer neecaaps"?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 8, 1999
The reason being that all Jockinese blokes would have you believe that this is where their manhood resides when "Off Duty". Which of course brings us on to the subject of how one can tell a Scotsman's clan. You look up his kilt, and if it's a half pounder - he's a
Mc Donald!!!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 19, 1999
Taipan.
I must assume that you either missed the joke, or are failing to be the slightest bit modest!
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Taipan - Jack of Hearts Posted Oct 19, 1999
As soon as I discover something to be modest about, I can assure you I'll let you know.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 20, 1999
Taipan.
Why not let everyone know!!!
Party on Matey.
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Taipan - Jack of Hearts Posted Nov 1, 1999
Ahem......Cough......Cough......much sheepish embarrasment.
The joke.
Don't ask why, but for 'half pounder' I interpreted this as half a stone. Taking this line, I find my reply slightly humorous, and clearer on it's intent.
However, taking your meaning, this becomes even more 'naff' that it already was.
BTW, I'm still looking for something to be modest about - this can be interpreted in 2 ways, and i'll let you decide which one you prefer.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Nov 9, 1999
Taipan.
I am a great believer in the "Dual Entendre" and a great fan of Carry On films, so on that note I must say
"I'll take it either way - BIG BOY!"
L.O.L.
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 3, 1999)
- 2: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 8, 1999)
- 3: Taipan - Jack of Hearts (Oct 16, 1999)
- 4: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Oct 19, 1999)
- 5: Taipan - Jack of Hearts (Oct 19, 1999)
- 6: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Oct 20, 1999)
- 7: Taipan - Jack of Hearts (Nov 1, 1999)
- 8: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Nov 9, 1999)
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