h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Buy your tickets here! Prices available at the office. For customer service, please contact The Cheese at

http://www.h2g2.com/U100945

Please specify the quantities, age ranges (Kids tickets are for 12 & under), and amount of cash you're giving me (no credit accepted).

~The Cheese

This is a test from Cheese. The "Researcher" thing was a test from Cheese, it failed (that happens when you put forms on your page and screw up the GuideML).

Sorry 'bout "researcher" it happens with these things if you screw up the GuideML. This is a test.

Right. I'd like five tickets please. One for me, Mark, Anna, Sam and Jim. So that's fifteen dollars, right. And we want to sit at the back, because everyone knows that's the best place to sit if you want to muck around and be bad.

Here you go, Peta. Five tickets, way in the back. Enjoy the Game! (About the "Posted by Researcher" and "test" thing, I tried putting a form on the page so I could have a default order form. It didn't work )

~The Cheese, Director of Ticket Sales for the h2g2 Rambling Misfits

Ah, that explains it. I thought the booth was simply out of tickets.

Ok, I'd like two adults and one child please. oh, and throw in a couple of tickets as well

Here's two adults, one kid, and three accompanying tickets. That'll be $7.

~The Cheese, finnaly taking care of business

I'd like to buy tickets... Please.....?
They're not for me, you understand, they're for my, erm, erm, erm, daughter. Yes, my daughter. Okay, so I don't have a daughter, but they are for her nonetheless.

<BB<

Here's the ticket for your "daughter," Bluebottle. That's $1.

~The Cheese, now hoarding lots of money

Did I ask you if you take Triganic Pus? I don't have any dollars.

No dollars? Uh-oh! *Slips Bluebottle the ticket, puts his own dollar in cash box.* Here you go Bluebottle (now you owe me one)!

~The Cheese, of whom Bluebottle now owes $1.

I'm sorry. Would £s do?

Thank goodness I've hired people to take care of these sorts of things.....I can only make change in $'s

Sure, just give me a pound, Bluebottle! I'll just convert it myself.

~The Cheese, who will soon be advertising Bluebottle's beach.

h2g2 really is the friendliest place on earth

I'm surprised no-one else has been here...

Perhaps the tickets are too expensive?

Expensive? Do you guys think it's expensive? I hope not.

~The Cheese, who is dry of ideas for what to put after the comma

Are there more than 50 games a year? If not then you're ripping us off I'm afraid.

Everyone would be happier if they only cost a triganic pu.