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The Cheese Posted Mar 26, 2000
Yes, I do, Mister Peregrin. That'll be 10 American dollars, or you can bargian with triganic pus, British pounds, and Alterian dollars. And happy becoming-a-sub-ed!
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Peregrin Posted Mar 26, 2000
Thank you!
Well, I've got two Triganic Ningis (sp?)... do you know what the exchange rate is? And have you got a convenient interstellar trucking company handy to tow them out of my wallet and to Earth? 
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The Cheese Posted Mar 26, 2000
Well.....all right. Just have them shipped to U100945. You figure it out.
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Peregrin Posted Mar 26, 2000
Thanks!
*Peregrin takes the ticket. He phones up his accountant, i.e. a guy in a very large interstellar bulldozer. His accountant pushes the two coins (triangular rubber coins several thousand miles wide) towards Earth. They spin towards our solar system and get pulled towards the sun... they spin round the sun, each on a slightly different path... eventually they both arrive at Earth. Unfortunately they arrive at the same time, in opposite directions... the Earth is squashed like a pancake in between them.*
Whoops.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 26, 2000
Peregrin, do you know how much trouble I had getting him to accept triganic pus in the first place?
Getting a job was a lot easier.
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