h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* the wolf runs into the room and dives into ther furs*

*Lycan stand up with the furs around him opens a cuboard and changes into formal robes for the high council*

*with that he leaves*

*walks into the room and looks around*

.....


LYCAN WOLSEY WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

*Lycan walks in from behind her*

Here, sorry... I went for a walk... to the forest

*turns and looks at Lycan*
I can tell....
*sniffs*
and I suppose you have a perfectly good explination for the new sent your wearing too....

*takes a sniff in to be certain of his scent*

That would be the cubs I was training...

*takes a sniff in to be certain of his scent*

That would be the pups I was training...

*snarels*
a likely story I'm sure....

It is not another woman Alicia

*glares at him*
woman yes I can beleve that,
wolf on the other hand is another matter entierly

I needed you Lycan! I needed you and you were off.... cavorting somewhere.......
you hold a secrate in those woods of yours dont you!
you cant hide it from me forever wolsey.... and If i find out you havent been true to your wedding vows.....
there will be hell to pay.... literaly

*his voice gruff and obviously hurt, his body language is submissive*

Nothing happened in the woods Alicia...

Yes there is something in the woods... but I have not been untrue to you...

I yhave a pack out there, that needs help from time to time... and as the alpha male of the pack there is also an alpha female, she is called Thena

she and I were never able to have cubs and gave up long before you and I met, he lead the pack in my absence... but sometimes I ahve to return Alicia...

I have not cheated on you Alicia... I would never

but you feel something lycan I can tell
I wasnt born yesterday you know!
you can try and tell me what you wish....
but I'm not going to stay around hear and listen to it!

you think you can run off without me whenever you like
well i think its about time you realised what thats like

I'll see you around lord wolsey
next time we shall meet in a place to test thine honour
for thou hast surely taken mine!

*leaves the room*

*picks up his staff and leaning heavily upon it he limps out of the room*

*Lycan sits heavily on the pile of furs*

*walks in to see Lycan sitting on the Furs*

You are one weird wolf Lycan Wolsey *smiles at him* aye you are...

I just came to see you to say that if you ever need my help, or want to talk you can find me working on the wall, okay old friend?

I'll see you around then Zantir...

Aye Lycan you will

*leaves the room*

*Cú walks in after an absence of several months... which probably wont ever be discussed... probably*

Lycan, I think I qualify for a little push up the promotion ladder that is a magicians career.

*looks down and waves his hand almost brushing the idea aside*

okay but first show me what you have got

*rifles through his pockets*

A few coppers, some lint... and a button... I know that button goes on something....

*realises that this probably wasn't what he ment*

Oh right.

*starts to mutter under his breath, after a few seconds wind blows through the room and in a flash of silver light several dozen ravens are in the room perfectly quite*

'Ravens of Morrigan' come on down!