h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in and sits in her room quietly before picking up a book and reading for a while*

*puts the book down and stands up walking to the middle of the room she draws her long sword*
*practices with the sword for a while doing several diffent types of swings*
*around an hour after beginging she drops the sword to the floor and the metal clangs against the stone floor*

*falls to her knees beside the blade*
I... can't do it...
I just cant....

*a loud crash is heard from the Dining Hall*

*looks up alarmed*
well....
I am sure someone else will handle it...

*it starts to rain outside*

*Approaches the door and knocks. Opens up.*

You desired to see me, m'lady?

come in come in
Ah yes... you I beleve are one of my new apprentice necromancers,
correct me if i am wrong...

Well, I don't believe that I am officially an apprentice yet, but as you are the chief necromancer, that would make me one of yours.

then I offer you an apprenticeship...
I would like to see you in the future for... training in the arts of necromancy and the such...

*quoth flutters down and lands on the bed*
Q: This the new one then? I cant see any bells dosent look promecing...

we dont all need bells quoth its only a tradition

excuse quoth... he is slightly tempremental at times....

I understand. Masamuné is a bit like that as well.

[Masamuné] Why should we need bells?

No idea. So anyway, I gladly accept your offer. So hwere shall we start?

Bells are traditional...
*shurgs sholders*
some find them helpful...

We shall start shortly, once i find a hall sutable for the task...
till then you are fee to do as you will

Very well. *Taps staff on the ground three times and a pahntom horse appears.*

Hmm, one summoning, no complications. I'm getting the hang of this.

*Dispels it.*

*nods*
yes phantoms and such are good practice,
you have some skill i will grant you that

I thank you. Now for something a little harder.

Tier-Pargon-Aretak-Pargon-Pargon-Mantorok-Pargon

*A number of glowing runes appear around Kazinishi, forming a force field. Another rune appears in the air and coalesces into a huge, black demon with massive claws and three heads on long necks. Its eyelids are ringed with tiny teeth, and electricity crackles from 'hand' to 'hand'. To look into its eyes is to look upon the very core of insanity. At present, it just stands there, under the control of Kazinishi.*

*looks round at the demon*
Impresive...
yes...

May I ask how long you have been a necromancer, these are not the skills of one new to the art,

Q: these are skills that shouldent be done in this chamber...

Quoth... I do not need your Input, please keep out of this, hes just showing his skills... and this room is better than none,

Q: never would have gotten away with it in the old days...

well these are not the old days Quoth, we are both too young to truely know the old days, do not bluf your way to wisdom...

I hope you can dispel that as easaly as you summoned it sir, for i would not like it were you to lose your hold... the high lord would be most annoyed....

*Makes it pick up a desk to prove it is not an illusion, then puts it back down. Moves his hand and it vanishes*

I have known much of necromancy since the age of 21. I was the greatest my world had ever seen, but magick flows differently here. That is why I need tuition.

I see...
well I knew you were tallented....
maybe too much so for an apprentice....
I should talk to the high lord,

Q: i still say he should have bells....

Quoth... we have had this conversation before, there only a tradition... and anyway, he does quite well without them.

yet again I appologise for my familier... he is a pest!

Q: fine... next time i will just stay silent!

yes you do that Quoth my friend, and i might actually get some work done around here,

I await the verdict.