h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The Lost and Found office is under new management and even has a brand new dutch door! If you have lost or found something bring it here!

One of the staff will try to help you... just ring the bell and someone will be by shortly.


. .. ...s really fast and installs bell on the outside wall next to the door... . . ... .


or you can leave a note on the pad.

. ... . . ....s really fast and nails a notepad next to the bell and attaches a pencil to it with some string.. ... ... . .

anyone lost a nametag, name, mind, horizon, bundt cake, small furry animal, or numerous things too... um... numerous to mention?

we have them here at the lost and found !

also, if you have found something please turn it in here...

... .sorts through some of the items on the shelf. ... . .




MOUSE!?

. .. ..creeps back in with a

That's not necessary, fluffy. I released our little rodent friend a while ago. He is now no longer an ickle mousie, and a little to big for that to handle.

*An elephant can be heard outside*

That's him now



Do you have to give the cat back, or what? We can keep him here if he wants to stay

well, of course he can stay here... afterall... i FOUND him... he needs a home.. at least until his master shows up... oh, and you better put him in the lost list up above

. .. ...idly watches as the plays in a discarded paperbag.. . . .

He needs a name. And, of course, we have to make a cat door for him.... even if he stays only for a short while. Doubtless we will have other kitties brought in, not to mention other denizens of the hidden hallways and dark recesses of h2g2.


Do you think we need to make an elephant door too? I love elephants !!

.. . .trumpeting from outside shaking the walls... . . .

Call him Kouru It means black or night

oooo
Kouru

You like the name then

yes. what is the origin of the word?

Its japanese for night

perfect!

. ... . ..picks up Kouru and scratches behind his ears as he lolls in my arms... .. .. .

so, Kouru is the only real night we have here on the web

Hello, annyone here?
I lost my cat a few years ago...

oh...
sorry...
i was lost in ...thought


you lost your cat?

. ... .looks behind her and silently beckons to something... . .. . . . . .... . . . ...

. ... . .as a tear slowly slides down her cheek. ... . . .

... . .bustles back in after 2 week absence and dumps armload of stuff in corner... . .

. ... .. .energetically moves mattress against wall, rummages thru stuff just dumped in corner and throws throw on top of mattress and pillows against wall, rights overturned end table and puts radio and lamp onnit, stacks books near at hand and dumps snacks in drawer of end table... . ... .

. ... .goes over to magicaxifridge and pulls out pitcher full of green tea with lime, gets big glass and puts on end table. .. . .

. ... . dusts off hands and settles with a sigh onto mattress. ... .

. ... .gazes around the musty interior finally focusing on the dust motes drifting in a ray of sunshine coming through a crack in the wall in the back of the room. ... . .

...gets up and goes to investigate crack in wall, almost falling over something in the murk...

oh!! a tv!!



with a remote!!!



.. .. .after much huffing and puffing and shouving and pushing
she manages to situate the tv in a corner that faces her makeshift couch...



...then backs up and falls into the "couch", remote in hand.. ..

.. . ....wakes up slowly... ... . .

. ... . ..blearily peers around and espies again the sliver of light at the back of the room. ... .

.. . ..struggling up to wander back to see what it is... . .. ...fluffykerfuffle discovers a french window behind a dingy tattered curtain... . . .


. ... ...she pushes on it it and it opens a crack.. . ...

. .... .getting up on tiptoe, fluffykerfuffle peeks through the crack to the room beyond... . ... .