h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sit down before you expire, so far we've found out that we can kill gargoyle in the air with a copper arrow dipped in Ivy and it'll probably work on the ground too

Good .....Thats .......good*Wheezes and sucks in a fly* Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Whacks him on the back*

Cough it up

[Wolf] Or swallow it, just stop screaming.

Don't be creul. The fly can cry all he wants.

*wolf looks put upon*

[Wolf] I said "Just stop screaming" not just stop /it/ screaming, the fly stopped screaming the moment it died. about 4 seconds after he swallowed it

Boy's, please, so we know how to get rid of them so lets go and find it

*Leaves*

*Wolf follows after*

[Wolf] Wait, I've got an idea which may lure it into the open...

*a small bird of miscelanious design lands of Wolf's shoulder. Wolf whispers something to it and it flies off*

So? what have you in mind

[Wolf] well, err, when I said the statue of Ulric stands over the body of the fallen Urg'burz holding his head aloft... Well You'll notice I didn't say that it was a statue of Urg'burz...

Oh boy, no wonder the gargoyles are unhappy

*Gets up of the floor*

Bloody blue bottles!

Anyhoo whats the deal now.

*Looks at Wolf*

Wolf.............any idea's>

I'm dieing to know who's body it is.

[Wolf] I was thinking we could probably use either the head, or the entire body, although I think just the head will be enough, and use it to lure the Gargoyle out into the open

So we leave it's head in the sqaure and hope our gargoyle comes to collect it

[Wolf] Well something like that, yeah

Ok I'll leave you and Thurin to arrange that then, I'll go to the alchemist's room to make these arrowheads, can I borrow that book Polo?

*Wolf nods and leaves the shop, heading back towards* the guild*

*Waits for Polo to hand the book over*