h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*some large rocks soar over the wall a few contacting and one smashes through the batlements, the wall shakes but remains intact*

Everybody prepare to evade, a volley of catapult rocks approach!

*around twenty archers are lost due to the rocks most falling from the wall when it shook*

Regroup! Focus fire on the closet catapults and anything that could smite these walls!
*Archers fire upon catapults and anything else*

~~Alicia, I need you to get demons to the catapults~~

Prepare to evade! More vollies approach!
*Archers ready themselves to avoid projectiles*

Archers! Creatures of the air are attacking! Focus your fire on them!
*Archers begin to fire at the air creatures*

~~alright lycan, demonology being my forté and all... ~~

*takes out another bell then looks annoyed*
I dont even need these...
yet

*shouts at the deamons and very slowly summons something else*

*insects and birds start showering down on the shield trying to overpower it, most just end up dead*

this isnt good,
Get rid of those things now, anyone...

*casts a poison spell at them, a handfull drop dead*


Help Please

The creatures won't overpower the shield, attack the air creatures still!
*More vollies begin to attack the air creatures*

Orcs are scaling the walls, get any close combat weapons and attack any climbers, try and push some ladders down if you can!
*Archers prepare for hand-to-hand, and start pushing ladders*

*stands behind some of the soldiers consentraiting on controling the deamons*

Guards at gate! Pour more boiling oil!

*a ladder by Zephyrus is held in place and goblins start piling onto the wall in that one place*

Some of the ladders wont fall! Attack the orcs reinforcing the ladders!
*Arrows are fired at orcs holding ladders in place*

*more men run to pour more oil over the gate, this time its set alight*

*Draws katana, and attacks the nearest orc/goblin with a horizontal slash at it's neck*
Back me up in combat!
*Soldiers begin to help attack the orcs/goblins*

*As the goblins and soldiers and Zephyrus clash, neither side seems to be at an advantage currently, Zephyrus continues to attack any nearby Goblins*
We need support over here!

*The current wave of goblins on the wall are defeated*
Shoot the goblins at the ladders, make sure few get up as possible.
*Archers and Zephyrus open fire on the goblins*