h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tímonossheki.

*A zombie unicorn emerges from the ground.*

Alright, let's put the plan in to action! Tom, Cú, ye're with me!

*Leaps up onto the unicorn.*

And the plan is? Leave the city unprotected?

*gawks at the zombie unicorn* whoa

*Alyssa raises an eyebrow*

(causually but obviously provokingly)
[Alyssa] you all seem rather unprepared

*Ezekiel glares at her*

*stops playing with the dagger and puts it inside his tunic, close to hand. Rises and unsheaths his katana in a single movement, as it slides from the sheath it glows red for a brief instant before returning to a more normal colour*

okay! who is staying to defend Imardin?

The plan is for three of us to attack the orcs from behind, thus stopping them from launching an effective offence.

*Reigns the unicorn around so that it is stating directly at Alyssa.*

Hmm...Miss Rhiannon, Z'hakluur here thinks you have an ulterior motive.

*Raises his voice.*

When this battle is over, someone interrogate her.

*Cú mounts his horse*

Tom do you need a horse.

*Closes his eyes and an oily mixture seems to seep out of the ground quickly flowing into the shape of a horse*

That should last a while.

*Unfurls his 'High Caretaker' Standard and ties it to his lance*

*winks at Tom*

I know I'm only the acting-High Mage but by f*ck, I'm going to milk it for all its worth.

*Urges his horse onto the road to Kalsho*

*pauses and turns in his saddle to look at the group behind him*

Good Luck and a swift victory!

*Trots his horse away*

*ezekiel sighs and looks up at Kazinishi*

[Ezekiel] She is my sister, if anyone will interrogate her it is me *he glares at her* and I assure you I do my best to control her, however she is strong headed

*stops what he's doing*

*raises an eyebrow*

Do you think thats wise?

*Ezekiel turns to Calel*

[Ezekiel] May I ask what is not wise, and why?

*A Stable boy brings Ben the carthorse over and hitches him to the supply cart*

Because you are her brother, how do we even know we can trust you?

*Claps hands*

Ok everyone who's joining me in the supply run get on the cart

*offers a hand to help her on the cart*

*tom mounts hi hourse, it wobbles slightly*
i beter follow my master, good luck everyone
*tom goes off into the distance

<< Talia dissapears in a puff of anti-continuity>>

*Kyara checks the supplies and gets on the cart.*

Should me and my group stay back an dprotect here, or go with you?

[Ecg ]:
(To Ezekiel) : ~I trust you. Elves, eh? Ah, and here I was mistaken by a stereotype... that perhaps they were all supposed to be mannerly~

*Squints at Alssa's forehead for a brief second*
(TO Jake) : "Well then, what should I do?"

(Then lastly) : (To Lady Shaylar) : ~I do wish to learn more form you... perhaps when this battle is over...~
*This is said with a somewhat melancholy look in his eye.*

*checks the conditions of her arrows nervously so they'd fly true*

*frown* perhaps a little air...

[Ecg]: "So where's Group one at?"

[Arc]: "In my travels... a skilled metalsmith helped me "install" a very small cannon into a folding section along my chest."

*Unclips the bag of a few 3-1/2 lb. cannonballs from his hip.*
"I only wanna have to use that if I have to. The recoil makes it kinda dangerous to be next to anybody... If I'm surrounded by foes... maybe I can fill the load part with pebbles?"