h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the waiting list for my cases. Post 'em here, and I'll get to them ASAP. Currently I've got two cases going out of three solved cases, so there isn't really anything to worry about. However, the MYSTERY OF THE MISSING MACKERALS OF MAYOR MERCURY takes first priority. Second priority is THE CASE OF THE CRAZY CRASHING COMPUTERS. The only one I've solved so far, however, is THE CASE OF THE CRAZED COMPUTER (C)KILLER. I could start an entire series of books! Anyway, put anything here and you'll have to wait. Sorry! In the meantime, I don't care what you do. Have a nice day!

I have some clues to the Crashing Computers case:

http://www.h2g2.com/A178814
http://www.h2g2.com/A185979



'Nonnie

It wasn't us!
shazzPRME...editor-in-chief of the POST...and NOT a fish kidnapper!

it is a publicity stunt organized by fenny to draw attention to her fish thus creating more business for her
monsy

Now THAT seems more like it!
shazzPRME

Actually, I have a theory that went something like that. As of now, the investigation isn't anywhere near The POST. Right now, I'm thinking this is something that could go on the 'Scandals' page. BTW, thanks for the clues on the Crashing Computers Case. You know, I'm thinking of starting an informants league. Anyone interested?

Sounds like a wonderful idea ...So...the net maybe tightening on THAT old scoundrel huh! He knows who I mean LOL
shazzPRME

I do? Are you talking about Bill Gates, Mayor Mercury, or someone else?

~Clueless Detective

Someone else! With a rather important sounding name! ...and we have posed another quest for you...check out the 1 to 1 article in the Post!!
shazzPRME

yes, come work for us and crack this difficult case.....researchers want to know
monsy

What the letters stand for? Hmmm. This is a difficult one. Tell you what, I'll look into it, and then I'll attempt to work something out. I wonder if I can get my informants to help me . . . *AHEM* . . . 'squeeze' the info out of him?

i am sure for someone with your talents it should not be hard to figure out
monsy

Thank you. This is a case I look forward to working on after I post my reports on the missing fish, and the crashing computers. I have solved one other case, but that doesn't count as my client wasn't on h2g2. Well, anyone looking forward to hearing the solutions? Wonder how long I can drag this out . . .

i'm all ears
monsy

To all of you out there, I have decided that I will not reveal my answer to the 'NM' conundrum for two reasons:
1) It is impossible to determine at this time whether my solution is correct. I'm pretty sure I've a good guess, but without being sure, I'd hate to start spreading rumors.
2) The 'NM' mystery is one that is meant to be pondered. Suffice it so say that if you look hard enough, you should figure it out yourself. Now, I'll accept either twelve fish, or three EBAs from Joanna's donut/doughnut stall. Thank you for your cooperation, seeing as the only person to pay me a bill yet has been Joanna.

Well, any more cases for the HD?

exactly why i have been keeping the answer to the NM question to myself it is too much fun watching everyone else guess as for another case....well, we will have to put our heads together and come up with one ....
payment....would you settle for a basket of my famous fish??
monsy

Sure, that'll do. Of course, I liked what Joanna paid me better. Seventeen tons of S16. I've got enough doughnuts to last me my whole life!