h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so do cats...especially fat ones...

Exactly, my very own feather duster

You could put out an advert for a cleaner...

And make people think I'm not capable of cleaning up after myself? No I think I'll be able to handle it

Are you hungry? Do you have parrot food here?

I'm not very fond of parrot food. It tastes disgusting

But that's what parrots eat.

I'm not your avergae parrot............but fine *munches on parrot food*

I was just thinking... You haven't visited the galley yet, have you?

I've been doing other stuff *hides* Tom stuff

Well, all the food's in the galley.

I'm not hungry, you may be but I'm not.

I'm hungry for hazelnuts.

Mark is really starting to annoy me

I find him quite amusing. He reminds me of me.

I suppose he is like you in a weird way. I just cant stand his argumentative side

Why is he like me? And he's /discussing/, not arguing.

I dont know. He wanted to arugue not discuss. He always argues

*is nervous* I dont want to do my sociology exam

Then don't do it. But then you won't pass.