h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bored bored bored, I'm colouring my hair and I have to sit in the house till 8.00pm with my head wrapped in cling film, that's saran wrap to you American's out there

I'M BORED!!!!!

...leave it to us american to put a silly hard to spell name on something that has a much simpler name...I like cling film much better than saran...or maybe ceran...or cearan...or Czarian...or maybe it was seren...

Sarin wrap, lets REALLY turn America paranoid and start spelling it this way

*juggles lemons throughout the village*

*juggles C.R.E.D.I.T. Wrap (Clear Removable Easily Dispensable Interesting Texture Wrap)*

Finished with the hair, the cling film is off and the hair is kinda copperish now

Hiya all, where do I go now? I'm just here from far away (the land of biscuit tins that only have coconut creams and dark chocolates with nuts in) and am a bit confused!

Well this is where it happens, just go with the flow and be as silly as you like, make yourself a house and grab a from anywhere you see fit

Thanks, construction is beginning now! How do you build a house? I've nevr made one...

Whatever you like, there's one made of lemons, one of cupcakes and one of duct tape

Biscuit tins, then. What's your house made of?

I live upstairs in the bounty office and it's not made of coconut chocolate either, there's plenty of room now the Knocking Shop closed down

*comes out of her student pad and deciedes to ignore all the blog*
hey guys whats been going on?

Taxation, Cling film, Cake, and a new resident

*Comes back from a fruitless 72 hour search for a motel.*

And my house blew up.

And there's been a search for the Japanese Government

Try whistling Colonel Bogey (Theme from Bridge On The River Kwai) that'll bring 'em running

*s Colonel Bogey.*

*Several seconds later, British troops appear from a hole in the ground and run away.*

Oops, I think I mistook it for the theme from the Great Escape.

hmmm... japanese government japanese government. sounds familiar... I think i was supposed to do something or tell someone or... oh forget it...

*sings the words that someone put to the Colonel Boogey March...*

Hitler has only got one ball
Guring has two but they are very small
Himmler has somethin' sim'ler
And poor Gurbles has no balls at all

Decides to join in with Rugby poems

'Twas on the good ship venus
My god..........................I'll leave the rest of it as I'll lose my ACE job