h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I need a house, Ena? The weather seems fine, I figured I could just put up a tent.

*sets down backpack*

This point seems quite nice for it, actually... nice soft grass, trees to keep the wind away, good view of the forest...
If it's alright with you I'll just settle down here and start building my campfire before it gets too dark to collect firewood. What say you?

Hmmmm, well alright Yael.
But only until the cold weather comes, and only if we can all join around your campfire tonight!

I have marshmallows and popcorn!

Oh, by winter I'll have built a nice wooden cover. But right now the nights are beautiful...

Of course you are all welcome to sit around the fire. I can get some extra sleeping bags too, if any of you feels like sleeping outside.

*starts putting up the tent and building the campfire site*

Very well....

*gives Yael and official looking sign for her campsite*

*lil hears a whirring sound*

Oh, dear. It sounds like another incoming....Better make more


*puts viEna on the chair and goes to kitchen*

*jumps off chair*

*goes over to Yael's tent and lies on the canvas so she can't erect it*

Oh, how comfy

I'm actually not sure I'll erect the tent today at all... such lovely weather.

*goes to collect firewood*

*Arrives.*

You guys will never believe what just happened to me! I was walking through the forest when I saw this red-hooded girl walking through the forest with a basket of food. Then this wolf jumped out in front of her, and tricked her into buying 2 time-share condos in Mexico.

*wakes up*

Welcome to my realm GodBen....plan yourself a house and then report back to me. The incident with the red hooded girl is not an unusual occurance in this realm and be careful of the dead you are stood on

*rolls over*

Do I need a zoning permit?

*comes back from the forest with a pile of firewood in her arms*

*puts it down and brushed off the dust*

You know, some little girl in the forest just asked me how to say "I need to use your phone to call my grandmother" in Spanish...


Oh, hi GB!

Hello Yael. I've recently aquired a condo in Mexico. Would you like to buy it off me?

What would I do with it?

. . . live there?

But I live here... *points to sleeping bag, campfire, and the canvas that will be a tent later, if Ena gets off it*

*Eyes light up at the sight of Gb and es*

OOOoooh, he's here. I must go and change quickly!



*Shapeshifts into a young brunette with sexy figure and very tight clothes*

I'll just go out and greet him.


Hello dear *husky voice* would you like to come into my house?

*stumbles over to wreckage of collapsed flat pack house and wonders how he will do it in killer heels*

*Screech of brakes - passing builder leers out of the window*

'Allo Darlin - need any help with that flatpack house then? (Wink Wink)

*Thinks hard if he should take him up on the offer*

Erm, yes please......?

*Bish Bash Bosh Lovely Jubbley Diamond Geezer Whoosh!*

There you go Darlin' - all sorted. Even put a Jacuzzi out the back
Now (Leer Leer) fancy a pint love?

Oh my, are you in trouble, Captain?

*rummages through backpack to find the extra pair of sandals she knows she has there somewhere*

Oh, dear.

Do you think he will be alright?


*stands back to watch*