h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AAARRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How come I always post things twice!!!

Hello Zaphob,

Sorry about the long wait, it seems things are very quiet around here lately. Also Luthiena hasn't been online for a long time, so the recruiting page hasn't been updated in a long while.

You will find the new Forest and Village II thread is showing some signs of activity.. Maybe is it time to gee up the old hands again!!

Helooo! I'm still here waiting to join! Helooo! Any boody there!!!!?

Yeah I want go in da RPG too!

Hello Zaphod, sorry to keep you

It seems things are very quiet in here just now..

the rpg has gone to sleep.. but you can go an wake up the two forest and village threads if you like..

... Oh.. and you will need this Don't lose it, it is your only means of travelling in the Realm just now..

Turn it three times and it will take you wherever you wish to go in the Realm..


lil xx

Our keeping me? Am I a pet? AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

*runs very far away and twists three times*

your not our.

Nope.. I was correct.. your....

....I can go anywhere..

Name: Edddie
U Number:1729791
Humorous reason why we should accept you: Erm, I, erm, I friend of SuperMoos, and, em, he did thy badge, didn´t he?. (Laughes)
(The first statement isn´t true, the second one is)
Special skills / weapons: Werebabelfish plus Babelfishdragon Transformation, cool guy
Extra comments (this is where you say if you want to join the RPG): Maybe I´ll join the RPG. Mayve not. I´m not sure yet.

Name:markthehamster
U Number:U2305208
Humorous reason why we should accept you:I am part human, part hamster and part robot
Special skills / weapons:Being a hamster
Extra comments (this is where you say if you want to join the RPG):yes i wanna join

Hello Mark

Here grab a don't eat it! If you turn it 3 times it will transport you anywhere in the realm

Oh..we have two Forest and Village threads, because the old one was playing up and not letting anyone in, but it seems to be w*rking alright now..

The rpg's are quiet at the moment due to the disappearance of the Princess If you would like to start up another, you can use the same threads.

The Tower of Illusions is separate and is somewhere for me to let off steam so is invitation only...

Have a little read of the rpg threads, see if you can come up with something in keeping with most other things..


lil xx

Erm, I also want to join...

Okay.. *Hands over a *.. same as the above posting..

*licks his lips*

ah ah!! Don't eat it!

It will get you round the Realm.. or you will be lost in the fog for weeks.. .. Ooh.. that might be what happened to the others!.. Serves themselves right, the greedy lot!!

Don´t worry, I´m not going to end up like the others...
*licks lips again*
Anyway, I can´t reach the Shadow Realm!

You are in the Shadow Realm.. you want to enter the threads...mainly the Forest and Village.. the top one in the listing means that is the one mostly in use..

Name: Werekitty
U Number: U719056
Humorous reason why we should accept you: Because if you don't I'll go to the toilet on your carpet and tear up your drapes.
Special skills / weapons: Can morph into large cat form/ human form/ humanoid form. Has a very mean temper.
Extra comments (this is where you say if you want to join the RPG): (CV: Starwars, Weird Alchemist, Admin on Final Fantasy RPG site. In RL Stormbringer, Warhammer FRP, Starwars 1st ed, D&D, Mech Warrior, Played all and GM'd all but D&D.) I'm good at posting regularly (Fates willing) and I don't Godmod. I know when to take a hit.
If I'm accepted could I get a brief synopsis of the plot and characters so far?

Things are a little quiet in here just now.. and Ena hasn't been online for a long time..

I can give you a turn it three times and it will take you to the Forest and Village thread.. the other areas threads are part of the rpg.

Would you be interested in starting things off again.. or would you just like to join me in the Room of Illusions??

I would be interested in starting things off again, if everyone would enjoy it.
*accepts the cupcake with a bow*
I wouldn't mind GMing either if there's no-one else about to do it.