h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* in teeth*
I'm in the pink!
*Does a quick fandango swirl, twist, dip, thurrup of heels.*

Very impressive!

*Plays castanets and swigs *

Do you have any spare . I find fandangoing makes me thirsty.

Of course!

*uncovers secret stash of behind curtains*

Think I over did the

*falls asleep in a heap under the piano*

I didn't see that handy heap there. I think I'll fall asleep in it too.
*dreams of and s*

*dreams of s s and s*

Ohmigodwe'resleepingtogether!
*rearranges clothing and puts on extra track suit and duffel coat.*
*Continues to dream of and *

So we are!!

*zips up sleeping bag and dreams ic thoughts*

*wakes up, stretches and starts morning ritual*
Up, down, up, down, up, down.

And now the other eyebrow.

*raises an eyebrow, turns over and goes back to sleep*

*drums fingers on floor... gets to like the rhythm... starts to dance.*
It's hard dancing while your fingers are drumming a rhythm on the floor. I might get a bad back.

Sounds quite difficult

I'll make us some whilst doing a handstand - how does that sound?

Does it mean you'll be stirring with your toes?

Yes, I suppose so. I'll have to pick the sugar cubes up with my toes too!

Would you like a with that?

Ooh, no, I couldn't! I'm on a diet and I'm not eating flour at the moment. No sugar for me thanks.
*Takes out huge bag of crisps*
Would you like one?

Yes please. Much healthier

I overdid s today, they were just begging to be eaten

Do cakes have flour in them? I found a coconut macaroon that was pretty much just egg white and coconut (and sugar) but not much, if any flour in it. Mmmmm. It was begging to be eaten, too. It just sat and looked at me and said, "I'm going to report you as a shoplifter if you don't eat me."

What could I do?

Most cakes do contain flour. Meringue is just egg white and sugar - not very filling though!

s are very naughty, they often lead me into temptation