h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Frozen-video-type, not-quite goth. I have evil eyes, spirit infested keys, occult circles and *still* Jinx remains an infintely appropriate name due to my excessive amount of bad luck
When I first thought of the name Jinx, I agreed with Lisa that I was just eluding myself. Being something I wasn't. A hypocrite. But that name has moulded me into a completely different and overly cynical person...

Just that one name? Cool! I wonder what Cat's Squirrel would do to me!

Oh, and don't worry about being a cynic or anthing. I nearly killed a few kids and didn't feel the slightest bit of remorse.

*edges away nervously*

What was that?

I said I nearly killed a few kids.

Well, what happened, we was going to our music lesson,and there's all these Yr9s (us) trying to go down the stairs and all these Yr7s trying to come up. And everyone's stuck in a big bundle at the top. And I ran into them and we fell down a small flight of concrete steps.
On reflection, as a teacher told me, someone could habve died/ been crippled. Like landing on their head or someone stepping on their neck. There was one kid in tears, I remember.
So, reminds me of the Iron Maiden lyric:
"Why then is god still protecting me, even when I don't deserve it."

Is something happening with Lisa? She hasn't replied to any of my mail.

Ahhh! You're a Y9! At leat yer not Y10..those guys are awful...
About Lisa: Quite frankly, I really don't care where she is. Last time I heard from her was when she e-mailed me to inform me that we've fallen out so she's proabaly a *teensy* bit pissed off...

It's so tempting to lie to the younger kids...some of them have thought I was in Yr11, the ninnies. Like I said, I can't live a lie, so I don't.
I see you are still at the age where you chop and change friends at a moment's notice. Tsk, we did that in primary school. Nowadays, it just happens. I don't care. I've got my music, I've got my guitar, I've got friends all over the world (thanks to h2g2) so i don't care what the skids in Plymouth say and do.

Er, hi. Sorry to butt in, but you did mention me earlier. Some more nonsense from Shim is this: when I was on h2g2 at midnight on Friday he told me to go to bed as I'm still a minor. I told him something like "who cares, I've got no school tomorrow, so there's nothing to worry about"
Yeah, reading through all these messages. I hope this person called Lisa isn't reading this.....
A few months ago I was in the library and some year 8's though I was year 10, but I made the mistake of telling them I was year 9, oops... Nice that you almost killed those year 7's.....I go to an all girls school, even though the boys are right next door, we share the canteen, and the dinner ladies chuck us out for taking ages in the canteen. True, I'm in a gang that stays in there just to see the boys.....y'know we're not even allowed to ask if we can have joint discos with the boys? (oops, I forgot, you two are boys..)Everything in our school sux badly.
Some other times I've been called a minor or thought I was stupid was ages ago by Loonytunes Ace up sleeve. He told me off for not using proper punctuation or paragraphs, so I told him that i have declaired a war on the inglish language and all paragraphs suck.
I have a slight problem myself as I can't fight back if people call me young, as, I will now tell you a small secret, it is my surname....
Guess what. The time is 23:09 and my parents have told me to get off line as I have to go to school tomorrow. Nah, I'm going to my partay... http://www.h2g2.com/A252000 well, young people have the right to party, don't they?????

Beastie Boys suck, so I refuse to do the quote.
Katsy, check out your ESG forum.
Hmm, suprising behaviour from Loonytunes. He's on the h2g2 mailing list, along with me, so I think I'll give him some flack about this .
I hate our joint discos. There's us, and lower school girls from two all-girls school (mine is all boys). the truoble with Plymouth girls is that most of them are one-night-stand sluts. So you end up meeting a lot of sluts.
Am I breaking the h2g2 terms&conditions? Don't care cos I'm a punk.
What's your surname?

I go to a mixed school thank, bloody, goodness! I get on better with boys than girls
Hmmm. Loony was *probably* only being annoying.. He's like that. I'm a minor, but I don't think he knows that. In fact of all the people I've met here, I'm still the youngest

I was thinking of doing a list of all the young people on h2g2, but there were so many I quite forgot where to put them.
apparently, 1 in 15 of people that go to an all-boys school end up gay.
I wonder what the statistic is for a girls school!

I'm still glad I'm in a mixed school..(and engaged..)!
I was gonna say something here...Oh yeah! You're online! Normally I come online and your name is still on the online people list, but you're not here so we can't really tslk!

My name?
Yeh, for someone on Internet leave my name's on that list a lot. Basically, all the leave is now is me neglecting conversations, not checking or editing my articles and never reading the front page.
Like it says, if you want my attention immediatley, email me.

As a result of my being cut off from my opposite gender, my love-life simply doesn't exist. Instead, I get my kicks from my music (as Katsy knows).

I like music, but at the moment I seem to have a very sucessful love-life which has thrown me off my guard because I am not used to things going right. It's a little uncanny. I'm wondering how long it'll last...
I'll try e-mailing you next time

Please do.
Do I get the impression that this Niv guy has both you and Lisa vying for his attention.
And good luck with your fling .

I've never met *this Niv guy*. Sometimes it feels like I have though, Lisa talks about him so much...

Not you? Must have been another one of you lot. God, there are so *many* of you lot that know each other!

There's only 5 of us who've met. Lisa, Sophie(moo), Zoe(ZB, Zebedee), Marshall(Beeblefox) and moi! And what's this about Div?

Ok, five is plenty enough for me. I haven't met -anyone-!!!
Oh I've seen a few pictures, hardly an informal meeting is it?!?!?
Gets me a bit paranoid sometimes. Only sometimes.

Well, Div () is the one that Lisa fancies, right? And she's head over heels in love with him, right? Yeah, that sounds right. She met him through some chat thing and he's twice as old as Lisa. Wow.

Of I overheard right...there was something about dumping an internet boyfriend.. (???) I'm not asking her. We have fallen out again and I am NOT SAYING SORRY!

Well said Esti!!!!!!!!!