h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh I'm sorry *guilt guilt*.
I was scared really. I mean it.
*whispers* but I really wasn't MWAH HA HA!
Ooops. Still haven't mastered subtlety...
*note to self* master subtlety.

*waaagh!* you guys are so cruel... no really, I feel awful

So, anyway, what were we talking about?

Ummm...
*checks a few threads up*
Oh, right.
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE URL TO THE LOGO.
*whispers*
Please.

Oy! I'm a freak too, you know. For numerous reasons. First, I have both ABBA and Marilyn Manson in my record collection. Not something you see everyday. Also, my fashion sense is distinctive. Basically, if you're ever in Cardiff and you see someone with a Metallica top with baggy trousers, it's me. Also, I collect useless shit. I have a number of hubcaps, and a strange spoon purchased from a charity shop for tenpence.I also really really really like records. They're much better than CDs. The sound you get from them is more atmospheric and realistic, and they have a strange power that CDs just don't have. I also attempt to write stories that are in fact rather odd and generally have jokes in them that only I find amusing in the slightest. I'm also obssessed with cars and want to drive, godammit! And if you ask anyone who knows me what one of my chief obssessions is, they won't be able to decide between all the ones I have, but they'll probably say Black Sabbath. Or cars. Or doing pointless things (I once tried to count all the letters in Lord of the Rings, categorising them into a, b, c etc, but gave up after page nine). But above all they would say that I am in fact a freak, just ask anyone who knows me, and they'll say "what him? no, no, I don't know him. Really I don't." But what they'll mean is "Yep, he's a freak all right.".

So there you go. Conclusive proof that I am a freak, and am therefore fully deserving of the non-existant, yet much coveted, rubber thingumy mentioned on the main article thing page bit.

You know, it's really irritating when people reply to the researcher bitty and then don't check if their post comes up. Means I get a non-readable reply thingy on my homepage. Grrr.

The logo URL is: http://freespace.virgin.net/joe.cutlery/freaks.jpg

Don't ya just love me?

You are such an unbelievable doll!
Thank you, thank you!
I'm a freak!

but he's male (isn't he?)

He is, as far as I know - I guess I'm about as reliable a source as any.

I'm not a freak, well as far as I know anyway. My friends may tell you different. I know some pretty freaky people out there in this strange world. Anyway, hi! I'm DNO.

Sorry, I use doll as a multi-purpose, multi-gender adjective. It's a Scottish thing I think. Although certain friends of mine (not naming any name *coughs* Angel *coughs*) don't let me say it anymore! Grrrr.

Well I'm Scottish and I didn't recognise it...

Hmmmm, maybe it's a Blairgowrie/Alyth thing. Or a me thing. Or both. It could even be a left over from my West Coast childhood thing...
Where are you in Scotland?

Seeing as people still use this thread, I thought I'd tell you that I've told Peta about this page. Epect to be on Peta's Picks at some point next week.

Cool!

oh wait. I always was one. damn. thought I was getting something out of sitting at my computer all afternoon.

Wow!

*hugs Mike*

*lets go*

*thinks about this*

*stands back*

ew!

j/k

All I can say is
Uh-huh.

I had this from two girls last week.
One of them starts locking arms with me and the other one, and the 'other one' says "Siobahn you're locking arms with a boy". And she leaps back and goes "yeugh"! And I asks "what are you a pair of dykes?" And they says sarcastically "oh yes we loves each other".
So I says "wow cool hot lesbian action yeah!" And they start saying how wierd it is that blokes get turned on by lesbians. And you know what I said...?

I can't *possibly* imagine.
;-P