A Conversation for Ten Commandments of Airport Design and Operation (UG)

Gatwick

Post 1

Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z)

One word:

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!

You missed a commandment too:

'Make sure every directional sign points 77 different routes to get to the same desitination but contradicts every other sign in existence (should you do something as logical as use signs)'

smiley - winkeye

I'm a frequent flyer myself and I must say the the rat-trap that is Gatwick is the most confusing airport in the entirety of the British Isles. I mean at least I can find a toilet in Heathrow or Birmingham International. Oh and all customs agents should have a mandatory 'I am an a-hole' Tshirt as part of their uniform - either that or issue them with a sense of humour. *Wanders off grousing about customs agents*


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