h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All that blood makes you look really uncomfortable.

Yeah it can be a little uncomfortable. Luckily there's now a big hole so it can flow out.

Ah. You should be fine then. Although... you're looking a bit pale.

Good, I'm going a a Klan meeting tonight and I'll be so white so as to not have to put on that sheet.

What kind of Klan?

Maybe it's a reunion of Kukla, Klan and Ollie?

The kind that's going to defend our values from all those evil degenerates!

But I mainly go for the cake raffle.

Watch out GodBen. Those meetings are more than meets the eye. Plus i hear that the cake is coconut.

No, we spread the coconut rumour so that black people wont come (because everyone knows that black people don't like coconuts).</>

Anyway, I must be off or I'll be late!

*Picks up mini-crosses and some matches.*

ooook now whats going on here then? GB and EC in a room together is cind of wrong.....remember DELL!

I'm going to blissfully ignore everything you've said over the past couple days. Lets me hold onto the last remnants of what i refer to as sanity.

what its not my fault i dont have a sanity heres my pledge http://www.freewebs.com/frogmania please donate at your local tower of london

Hm? I was too busy not listening to hear you.

I was busy not listening, too. Must be an epidemic.

Whos Dell?

ill say it again what its not my fault i dont have a sanity heres my pledge http://www.freewebs.com/frogmania please donate at your local tower of london</> heard?

dell is yours and GBs love child

Goodness. I never heard about that one.

*sighs*

everyones forgotten about poor dell



now where did i leave him