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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
They can do quite a bit of damage. 
*Shows nicky the stump where his finger used to be until Peter bit it off.*
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
Ted: hey b*tch who are you calling inanimate?!
Mazie: 
Ted don't start anything please!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
I'll be having none of that in my tearoom, Ted! 
*Ted leaps up and starts to attack GB.*
Arrgggghhhh! Get him off, get him off, get him off . . .
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
*waits a minute, waits another one 
*
ok thats enough Ted
*wrestles Ted off GB*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
You took your time!
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
meh whatcha gonna do
Ted i'm afraid its back to the attic for you
Ted: never! damn you woman! you've kept me imprisoned for too long! now i have tasted freedom i shall never be returned to the attic! i shall call upon my brothers...wait what are you doing put me down at once put me doooooooooown...
Mazie: shut up Ted *throws Ted out window*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 24, 2005
... Some people think i'm a stuffed animal but in truth all i do is use voodoo to randomly bring stuffed animals to life. And then film it. And then sell the footage to hollywood. Where they replace the animals with zombies.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
Well I don't think we'll be seeing Ted again. 
*Ted starts banging on the window.*
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
*sticks fingers in ears* la, la, la i can't hear you Ted you're staying out there until you learn some manners
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
*The window-pane shatters and Ted jumps in.*
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
Ted: aha! you'll not ignore me now *runs at mazie swinging a nail-studded baseball bat*
Mazie: 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
*The lazer system shoots Ted and he catches fire.*
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Cloned Madman - God oh God Why am I so Bored! Posted May 24, 2005
*wonders in* a typical day in the tearoom</>
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
Ted: oh no, not again!! *runs around in circles panicing*
Mazie: Ted! quick GB do something!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
I'm on it!
*Pours 
into glasses.*
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
*throws on Ted*
Ted: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! i'm burning! i'm burning!!
Mazie: 
that didn't help GB whats plan B
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 24, 2005
Well plan B was for me to go and watch Enterprise.
Byeee.
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 24, 2005
Ted: *shakes his burning fist* damn you GodBen, one day i shall have my vengence, one day i shall...
Mazie: *throws bucket of water over Ted*
Ted: damn you woman i was in the middle of a death threat can't you do anything right
Mazie: i just stopped you from ending up a pile of ashes
Ted: i had the situation under control
Mazie: shut up Ted *pushes Ted out of the tearoom*
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- 14041: nicki (May 24, 2005)
- 14042: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14043: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14044: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14045: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14046: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14047: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14048: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 24, 2005)
- 14049: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 24, 2005)
- 14050: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14051: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14052: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14053: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14054: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14055: Cloned Madman - God oh God Why am I so Bored! (May 24, 2005)
- 14056: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14057: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14058: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
- 14059: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 24, 2005)
- 14060: mazie (returning soon...) (May 24, 2005)
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