h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Speak for yourself. Jack has wanted to attack them for some time.

*leaves for the room of general plotting to lend a hand*

*crying after her*

Just don't forget to salute the General! He's the big couragious potted plant on the table!

We need premptive self-defence, and we need to do it now. I've been checking the terrans and they have it coming!!!

Did you read the bit where they whip Jack?

Yeah...

I've reached the tea-party by now. And spook just came in with a chainsaw.

Yes, I was shocked and dismayed by their level of torture and cruelty, it's not even on the same scale as our methods of iron chaining and feather tickling!!!

whip the road jack,
and don't you come back,
no-more no-more no-more, no-more
whip the road jack, and don't you come back no-more!!

I'm up to the point where Creechy tries to arrest us.

Anyone else read the battle for terrania story yet!!!

Nope, not there yet... other things keep getting in the way.

Well it's at A1009766 !!!

I haven't read it, but I've read a summary of it on the history of the TA page.

Yeah, that's the one.

*shrugs*

what happened to our whole allying thing?

No idea, I've been gone for two days.

It fell apart after the groups could'nt decided wchich form ot tea should be served!!!

All types of tea.

That would have been the clever thing to do...

Why, what happened?