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well, we are like mortal enemys the TA and the MOTMV so she has reason i guess..... but then she is a little loony so...

I dont think she likes me.

I think you should have fought back. When an enemy tells you to go ahead and run you can't actually do so, it ruins everything!


I'm disappointed of you, kid.

Aaa sure what the heck...I'll join...

Name:
The Overmind, Ruler Over All That Is Zerg

Cereal...yes

Serial Number
U568896

Desired rank...Who needs rank when you have a near limitless swarm of senseless minions at your command...as well as the status of being the leader of PAZA(Protoss And Zerg Alliance)

Army I command...?
It not just an army it's an entire race...or species...well actually it's several breeds making up a species...either way I am ruler over all that is Zerg...so I guess I control The Zerg Swarm and The Protoss Division of PAZA

Special Weapons and Abilities...?
I have extremely vast powers consisting of psyonic abilities...I have absolutes athority over my broods...the swarm has the uncanny ability to assimilate things...like terrans, and protoss units...Heck I even have an entire Hive dedicated soley to the Assimilation of beings...it's at A2325232...

Soooo...Anywho...don't forget to wear that badge with pride...

Overmind

Welcome, overmind,to our happy place

There are now biscuits in the Tea Room, so help yourself.

Yeah, you take over the guest-welcoming thing, Yuvi... I should go to sleep. About 2:30am now over here.

Good night!

I've added you to the list, Overmind.

*appears in MotMV HQ, carrying the passed-out TB and FF she just saved from EFM*

Why do I have to do all the work around here?

*goes to have a cup of tea*

You attacked the TA?

No. I made a brief appearance to save TB and FF... my god, can't anybody here defend themselves? *meaningful look at GB*

I got out of there unscathed!

You ran away. What kind of impression does that leave? How are we ever going to look like the great army that we are if people run away from danger instead of standing up and doing something about it?

I didn't want to attack them. I was biding my time.

NAME: Luthiena
SERIAL NUMBER: U553748
DESIRED RANK: King
ARMY YOU COMMAND: I have an army of 20,000 giant purple potato people who can mangle and squash anything...I also have a rather savage chicken called Colin
Special Weapons or Abilities? I can fly and shapeshift, I also have the most accurate guns in the world!

Purple potato people? That seems very familiar.

Anyway, welcome.

Yes, my other personality is Gerald, Monarch of the Giant Purple Potato People called Phyllis for the Thingites!

I must have met you there then.

Anyway our leader is Jack. If you wish to complain then go to his office. We are currently preparing for an attack by the TA. If you wish to help then go the the plotting room.

Whe are the TA?

Here: A1982775

Oh, dear

A lot of my friends are in the TA...