h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just smile and pretend you understand. I do

That seems sensible.

Sensible?! In this society!

What have we come to?

Merp

...*looks over sholder to see if EvilClaw is anywhere near*
LIES AND PROPAGANDA ALL!
{(C)EvilClaw & Co.}

NAME: Alchendron
SERIAL NUMBER: U812572
DESIRED RANK: Ultra Super Leader
ARMY YOU COMMAND: The Passive-Aggressive Army of Ultraness
Special Weapons or Abilities:

hey whaddayakno...I'm the leader of the Passivist Cow Army...because it sounds like pasturist...which is like pasturize...which has to do with cows...

I'm not sure you can be an ultra super leader Alchendron...... I am the supreme commander in cheif type thingy and I dont want anyone thinking they are smarter/more powerful/ more annoying than me..... But they're all against me anyway.... dont think I know........ I know how they plot..........

everyone's out to get you</>

I know........... Now I'm talking to myself! Who said that???? *paranoid*

bye... Boss ...

SuperMoo talks about himself in third person...that's probably because he is weird...he's doing it again...

NAME: Cat-Eyes
SERIAL NUMBER: U246671
DESIRED RANK: Ahhh... help anyone?
ARMY YOU COMMAND: The FMA, actually... And no matter what they say, I'm going to ally us with you. Where do i go to do that?
Special Weapons or Abilities: Umm... I'll get back to you...

Use your Rank from the FMA cat

I seriously doubt that they'd refuse...

I seriously doubt anyone would be on long enough to notice.

OK, Field Marshall of the FMA, or at least I think that's my rank... *goes to check*

Yeah, I am Field Marshall.

I wonder what I put down as my rank...hmmm...I think it may have been commander...but I'm not sure...

I put down Captain... can't think why