h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gets bord of throwing food and starts using rocks*
now you come down here and play nice

*Knockes a rock out the way with his sword*
hay wach it you could have hert me

~Greebo dodges pie... grabs Bob buy his ankles... turns hom upside down and shakes very hard... the king drops to the floor... Greebo lets go of Bob... and triumphantly snatches up the chess piece...~

NOW.. me has won!!!!!

*Grabs the chess pece out of her hand an grabs her king for good messure*
not quite

~Greebo ponders why she should call Bob ... Sparky... when he is called Bob...~

Double drat!!!

~Greebo does a standing leap into the air... double back-flips... with a sidewards roll... Poots on Bob/Sparky's head... grabs both chess pieces... eats them... and then lands gracefully on the unconsious Dan... and jumps to the ground...~

That finishes it... me thinks...

~Mega grin~

GRRRRRR
*clicks his fingers and cleans himself up*
It is a joke that MOG and Vince started and it kind of stuck...that is actually how Bob statedas well although it was Vince on his own then

~Tee-Hee ~

So Bob is not your real name...

~Burp!!!~

Excuse me... ~grin~... must of been something me ate...

(This is my first game of full-contact chess. And to think I missed out on that full-contact Calculus exam a couple of weeks ago. Seriously. )

*bleeds*

*gets bandages*

Hey Menza... me wants some indigestion tablets please... me not feeling so good...

~Greebo grimaces~

No Bob comes from when Vince was teaching me how to Canoe and I spent more time in the water than in my boat (usually because he pushed me in) so they started calling me the mary celest, but Vince then came up with Bob ad it stuck.

*Walks into the forum and quietly takes in the devastation*

Did I miss something?

*Notices Greebo's pained expression*

Heavens! You look as though you've eaten something that disagrees with you!

*Peers at Greebo closely*

I have just the thing in my bag here...

*Rummages around for a while*

COD LIVER OIL!!! Come on Greebs, open wide! You know it'll make you feel better....

*Encroaches on the retreating Greebo*

Oh dear, this could be messy.

~Greebo backs away from the menacing Gwennie...~

N..N..N..not Cod Liver Oil... that's dispicable woman!!!!

Quick Greebo, hide in this sack half full of doughnuts.

*would, if he was at all concious, wonder why everybody is helping Greebo, and nobody is helping him.*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

~Greebo climbs the wall literally... and is hanging by here claws from the sandy ceiling...~

Go get that spoon Volrath!!!

~Greebo lets go of the ceiling with one foot to wave it in the air...~

Kick that spoons but!!!!

~Unfortuantely sand is good for taking weight... and Greebo finds herself falling through the air... only to land on something soft and squishy...that turns out to be Dan...~

Opps... sorry Dan... ~embarrassed grin~