h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Pins a huge badge with the number 300 embossed on it, on to Dan's chest*

*wipes away a tear* Wow, what an honour. When I first came to this party oh so many months ago, I never expected to be the 300th post in the 15th forum. I've never been so happy.

I think in honer of the ocasion Dan should play you dear and youcan go first.

OK. 50pence on Greebo to win.
Chuck over a slice of Pizza please Gwennie. I'm starving..... make that 2 slices...........

*Scoops two whole pizzas from the table and hurls them à la Frisbee fashion toward Sho who performs a spectacular leap, catches one in her mouth, the other in her right hand...and lands amidst the table of food*

Well caught, that woman!!!

*Gives Sho a standing ovation*

*Gives Sho a towel to wipe off the stray cheese*

~Greebo starts making clip-cloping noises with her horsey~

Horsey? Greebo's a professional. 75p for her to win..... any takers?

Thanks for the pizza, any more?

*Takes his king and puts it in his pocket.*

Capture it now, Greebo.

~Greebo siddles up to Dan... extends her titanium tipped claws... and the reaches round Dan...~

Hmmm... have you ever thought of becoming a Eunuch Dan???? ~Evil grin~

You're supposed to *capture* the king, not slice him up.

*Grabs a donut and throws it across the room, in an attempt to distract Greebo and get away.*

You're supposed to *capture* the king, not slice him up.

*Grabs a donut and throws it across the room, in an attempt to distract Greebo and get away.*

Two? You must be desperate!

Chess Piece A:
"I dunno... My lord, it feels strange fighting the Whites again... Like we're all... Pawns in some kind of... Game..."
Chess Piece B:
"I know how you feel, Albrecht, but we'll do it... Even if they send the walking castles against us, or that damn queen. How does she do it? She's killed many of our best champions- she's a better fighter than anyone else..."


I Use My Berserker Pawn. (Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick, Klick.)

I Win!

~Greebo runs after the doughnut.. grabs it.. eats it... runs back... does a flying leap... landing on Dan's head... where she starts bouncing up and down...~

Gimmee... gimmee... me wants... NOW!!!!

*tries to distract Greebs and save Dan from a scary hair cut, by waving a full box of doughnuts at her from across the room*

Hay Greebo.

Greebo! Sugar! Milk! Doughnuts!

~Greebo wraps her tail tightly around Dan's neck and launches herself at the box of doughnuts... dragging her hapless victim behind her...~

*dodge*

*begins trailing milk on the floor*

*legs it, leaving a jammy, sticky, milky, sugary trail behind*

Chase the milk!

~Greebo chases the trail~

**BUMP!!**

~Dan's head hits the floor~

**THWAP!!!** ~Er... not sure if that is a word... but me see it used in an episode of Batman... grin~

~Dan is dragged kicking and screaming behind Greebo~