h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about that... ~Greebo grabs Joe's glass... empties contents into the punch... gives the punch a stir and then fills the glass back up again with punch... hands the glass back to Joe..~

Here try this for me... ~grin~

*collapses*

Oh dear... that wasn't supposed to happen... what to do... what to do!!!

~Greebo runs around in total panic!!!~

*croaks* hospital?

~Greebo rushes over to Joe~

No... don't speak... save your strength...

~Greebo starts running around in panic again... ~

Someone... somewhere... must know what to do...

~Greebo runs to the door and disapears~

*pours a double brandy down Joe's throat*

That should do the trick.

*choking even more now alcohol is running into his lungs*
Tried *cough* A&E? *coughs and passes out*

~Greebo runs back in... catching the last word...~

A&E... oh my goodness...

~Greebo looks at Pere~grin~...~

She wants an An Enema... you get the hose pipe and me will get a large jug of warm soapy water...

~Greebo stops panicking now she has something positive to do...~

Umm... *paramedics arrive and strap the recumbant Joe onto a gurney. His arm looks bluish as he is wheeled out and down to the hospital A&E*

~Greebo runs back dragging a very large full jug~

Wait... what about the enema???

Talk to Peregrin

He's in Accident and Emergency at the hospital. We'll have to follow him and give him his enema there.

Me thinks me already there... but in a different guise..

*Wanders in from the garden. Sees the punch. Dips a glassful out and sips. Licks her lips and passes out on the floor. When she awakens she sips some more. A muscle spasm has her doing a backward flip.*

What is this stuff?

*Coughs up a feather and sips some more.*

Lies on floor twitching, eyes staring at the ceiling.

oh dear... ~Greebo removes the feathers from Mari's mouth..~ Me thinks this one needs the kiss of life... any takers????