h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It needs something sweet and non alcoholic.
*Thinks*
Bolly!! Virtually almost totally non alcoholic and fruit based, so very healthy! What do you think sweetie?

*alicat emerges from the kitchen with several bottles of rum.* How about these?

*WM drops by with 6 large bags of ice from the 24-SEVEN*

Here, Greebo, these should last for a bit. Let me know when you need more and I'll send it over.

By the way, you've been working awfully hard. You better have a doughnut break.

*hands Greebo a Multi-Coloured doughnut with Alabaster creme filling*

No it doesn't taste right.

*grabs a bottle of Whiskey and pours it down throat*

Ah, that's better.

~Greebo takes all the offerings and dutifully pours them into the punch bowl... she looks in doubtfully~

Hmmm... maybe that doughnut was not such a good idea... ~weak grin~

Nevermind...

~Greebo tries the punch...~

Phewwwwww... me thinks we should renamed it the kick... Greebo wipes her suddenly perspiring brow~

Still something missing me thinks...

~HoneyBee enters and accidently drops a bag of chocolate glazed donuts. Greebo shoots by like a comet, simultaneously picking the bag of donuts up and shoving them in her mouth. With Greebo thus distracted, HoneyBee darts over to the punch bowl and empties a bottle of Absinthe into the mixture~

*Comes to the doorway of the kitchen, wiping floury hands on her apron.*

My sister made a punch exactly like this when she was in high school. They mixed it all up into a brand new, scrubbed out garbage can and called the punch 'Wapatuli'. It was a Wapatula/toga party. They added juice to the mix to make it go down easier. Since this is a new millenium and all, I think adding some kind of healthy power drink stuff that's packed full of electrolytes and vitamins might be a good idea. Might keep us going until the 24th when the real party starts.

~Greebo looks around for a power drink and then has a bright idea... she goes to the fridge and gets out her power drink and pours it into the punch bowl~

Hmmm... is it supposed to go lumpy like that???

May I suggest... do you think a doughnut would be a good addition?

Ahhhh... Pere~grin~... you see those dark lumps... those are doughnuts... those white lumps are congealed milk me thinks... maybe a good stir would make it better???

~Greebo gets a wooden spoon and stirs vigorously~

*Peregrin plugs in an electric turbo-powered whisk and proceeds to spray the punch liberally over the ceiling*

~Greebo backs away from a manical looking bird~

LOL. *alicat leaves the kitchen, and the cake preparations, with a large strainer.* Maybe we should take out those lumps of doughnuts and put them in the cake.

I've got lots of flower to put in the cake.

I've got a spare bucket of krill. You could put some in the cake and some in the punch.

Let's see what it tastes like.

*tastes punch*

*explodes*

Wow... now that certainly packs a punch... ~Greebo collects as many feathers as she can and puts them all in the punch...

Me names this punch in honour of the flying one... Pere~grin~ Punch...

Hello- can I help? How about punch taster?
*sips dubiously* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*falls over and lies still for a bit then pulls feather out of teeth and fans face vigorously*

Hmmm tasty, should go down a treat

What sort of flowers has Peregrin got for the cake? Catmint?

~Greebo adds a little more whisly to the punch~

Ahh... er... me not sure what happened to Pere~grin~... he went to pieces you know... no stamina for a drink have birds... ~grin~

*Feline wanders into the party*

feline: what's all this then? a party? and i didn't know?