h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Peregrin resurrects himself... he's being playing Unreal Tournament so much that he's got the hang of it*

Nice punch. However, I think that I'll stick to the orange juice this time.

~Greebo collects up the few spare feathers lying around..~

Here you go Pere~grin~... need any help sticking them back on?

Don't worry, I've grown new ones. Put them in the punch, I'm sure they'll give it a nice flavour.

As long as Falcon flavoured punch doesn't become *too* popular, I don't mind...

Hey Greebo, how about listing on the main page all the ingredients that are going into the punch? And maybe the cake?

Oh my... me not sure if me can remember all that went in...

er... whisky... more whisky... yet more whisky.... gin... rum... vodka... lemon and orange slices... doughnuts... feathers... milk...whisky... was there anything else???

Strawberry jam.

*tips a jar of strawberry jam into the punch*

Well now it's in, anyway.

Brandy? There should be some brandy in there.

Hi Greebo!

*brings a bag of mhCHUDs and a glass of milk*

~As Greebo paws in the Brandy... she notices that it makes a really nice contrast to the congealing milk...~

This is looking like... er... er... hmmm... well... its looking quite like something now...

~Greebo dips a little cup into the liquid~

Anyone want to try????

~The little cup gives off smoke!!!~

I think I'll stick to the Bolly thanks!

*taste punch*

Hmm.

Could somebody help me reinsert all my feathers?

Not again Pere~grin~... you are being a little careless with your feathers...

*DD shileds his eyes from the nude bird before him*

~Greebo shakes her head at DD~ Only you could come up with that one... ~grin~

Just don't look at naked chicks. That's paedophilia.

Ohhhhhh... what a thing to say... ~grin~

*Peregrin zips up his spare skin*
That's better.

*Puts one of Greebo's E-Cards in the punch*

Did someone just say spare skin or is my hearing off?

*DD still has his eyes shielded*

Good job you had your eyes shut DD... that was pretty nasty to watch...~Greebo gives the punch a good stir... and then adds some more whisky...~

*Walks in with a ||_|| of his favourite brandy*

What is in that punch now?

~Greebo grabs Joe's glass, and throws it into the punch~

Er... a glass of brandy!!!

*upset*

I was drinking that *walks out and comes back in with another double brandy on the rocks ||*